I've become seriously addicted to this stuff after finding quite possibly London's greatest pie 'n' mash shop in Greenwich. They do an absolutely fucking scrummy soya mince and onion pie with the most moorish mash known to man. Laaaaaaverrrly, Guv!

It's totally addictive and I fully intend to live on this stuff from now on. At least, until I start to vaguely resemble Rik Swaller.

Now I'm on a quest to find a better pie 'n' mash shop in London. Anyone?

I've had some magic pie mash & peas in both Sydney & Adelaide. Food of gods indeed.

Yeah pile the liquor on, mate!

World Of Weird spouted:
Yeah pile the liquor on, mate!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Fucking first class!

I tell you WoW, it's impossible to eat pie and mash in London without A) Talking like Jimmy Cooper while you're in there, and B) Re-living the entire scene as you scoff away! It's true, I tells ya! The ENTIRE scene!!!



Shootin' matches with ver rebels an' all that...
Wossis fackin' rocker doin' ere then?

Do they do Jellied Eel Pie?

They do jellied eels, dunno about eel pie. Jellied eels are fucking disgusting though - it took one sick mind to think that up.

Fray Bentos is minging too, not fit to call itself pie.

In Scottish chippies, you can get a deep fried scotch pie in batter.... mmmmmm

But, then you also get battered mars bars, curly wurly's, solero's, magnums, cream eggs, 20 rothmans, etc.

All that gear you've got, it's levvah!
S'right, goes wiv the bike, don't it?

Wot am I, black or summink?

Phil Daniels is a bit of a cunt for getting involved with BLUR, but Quadrophenia still is a top film. Can't help thinking of it whenever I eat pie and mash. Or take pills.

Agree entirely. Daniels was also good in Scum so he's forgiven for his Parklife sin. Just.

There's some ponce of a sergeant major wants to order you abaaht all the time. Don't do this, don't do that...it drove me fackin' maaad.

Scum is one grim, gruelling film, but I love the scumbag cockney lingo.

"There's more where that come from Carlin. You just keep yer fuckin' marf closed. You ain't no daddy here."

You go stealin' white man's cars, you get white man's stick!

BACK, GRASS!

I said get BACK, shit'ead!

Heh heh - Scum always reminds me of that scene in Brass Eye where they spoof life at a borstal!

"THAT is my shiny shoe, and YOU are the biggest piece of SHIT on it!"

Where's your self-recocking-spect?

Get out! Look at me! GET OUT!

Anyway, erm...pie and mash. Yum yum.

yeah i was on tour with a choir once, and we stopped in this tiny town, and we saw a pie shop, so we went in for lunch.

little did we know what horrors could await us in the innocent folds of a pie.

these people were putting things in pies that just shouldnt go in pies!!

alligators!? who eats an alligator!?

kangaroo.... with apricot...

barbecued emu..... i mean crikey, these guys were freaks.

Taya spouted:

kangaroo.... with apricot...


Mmmm, bizarre pie... *drooooooool*

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?