bah! death to coke!


i bought a slab of coca cola last week, planning to spend the day soaking up the sun, thus tanning myself. whilst readin some oscar wilde and drinking coke. what a blissful day it could have been!

but nooooooooooooo!!!!

the new 'ring pulls' on the coke cans suck balls! im serious!

half of them snapped off, leaving the precious substance trapped inside a cage of cheap alluminium, so i had to get the can opener out and try to penetrate the fiend. after opening 10 cans of coke with a god damn can opener and pouring all the coke into a bottle i was very upset. so upset that while disposing of the confounded things, i sliced open my hand and blood and coke pissed everywhere making my red and sticky.

BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

:(

Taya spouted:
i sliced open my hand and blood and coke pissed everywhere making my red and sticky.
:(

Sue em, shirly they should have enough money to cover a couple of grand. Take a picture, and sue them.

was there a warning saying 'open by hand' on the cans like they have on the 2 litre bottles? I don't think there is, good grounds to sue here!!

what's this about new ring pulls though? They seem exactly the same to me?

Sod the ring pulls. Whats this about soaking up the sun and tanning ones self?

It's bloody freezing here!

PS: Sorry to hear about your dilema and injury.

its worse than that, forget coke, its the fucking beer i have trouble opening now!

AnthillMob spouted:
its worse than that, forget coke, its the fucking beer i have trouble opening now!

Are you pissed then?

Im an aussie.

so its nice and hot down here.

and i dunno if you guys are using the new ring pulls, but the ones here are like your ringpulls except rotated 90 degrees. so there really short lengthways, if you get me. so instead of a nice long space to get leverage off, you now have like 1cm and u snap the damn thing! :(

it vexes me much.

If this extends to cans of beer, I'm sure you're headed for a national disaster.

"This here's the wattle.
The symbol of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle.
You can hold in your hand."

hahaaaaa

well solo have now changed the mouth of their cans to the bodgy style. this could be a big thing.........