Two old folks, Mavis and George are sitting at the breakfast table one morning.
Mavis says to george " ooh george, remember 50 years ago, we used to sit at this table naked?"
George replies, Oh aye, Mavis, I do".
After a moment, mavis says, " What say we do that now George?" George says, " Right you are then."
So they strip off and sit back down at the table, naked.
Mavis says, "Oooh George, I'm getting hot!"
George looks at her and says, " I'm not surprised Mavis, One of your boob's is in your porridge and the other is in your coffee cup"

no, no and no

heh heh, i know ;) its terribly lame. But it made me laugh

good grief