Friends.. I wish Mr Bush had the gumption to give the following speech.


My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.

It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.

I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades.

We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.

Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism.

I answer them be saying: darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

It's bullshit like this that attracts terrorists to your country in the bloody first place. There is a world outside of America, believe it or not you're not the most important people in the whole world. Deal with that and stop dragging us in to help you.

How the fuck has America spent a century trying to help people live a decent life? America has spent a century trying to help America and no fucker else.

BTW - Damn right end 'soccer' in the US, you can't play it anyway.
(For the benefit of the unenlightened Americans wondering what 'soccer' is I shall explain, it's like American football only you use your GODDAMN FEET)

Its sad when, being an American, I have to agree with Dominoid.

All else aside, the war was wrong. There was no immediate thread to any of Iraq's neighbors...we waiting long enough for him to use all the chem/bio weapons we gave him on his own people. There were, and still are, no WMD.

Its been said that despite our President lying, it was still right for us to invade, because he was cruel to his own people. Maybe so...but have we forgotten about the North Korean death camps, genocide and cannibalism in Uganda, or the innumerable human rights violations in China? Granted its harder to invade a country that can apparently fight back, like North Korea or China...and maybe more profitable to invade one whos land (or what lies under it) is worth more than the cost of invasion, as in Iraq, but that doesnt make it the ri ght thing to do.

Its easy to call the French cowards, and God knows theyve been stomped on enough without our help...but in this case, maybe we should just acknowledge that they saw what we didnt, and made the right choice, which we didnt.

Sucks that it all had to end up this way...but it did.

Too bad.

I just got it in an email and laughed my ass off. It is a bit of a rip on Bush for neglegting domestic issues, guess that I should have stated that in the OP.

The sickening thing is that when I was in the States, I met people who actually beleive that sort of shit and will spout it at every opportunity. I dont just mean total idiots, but people who appear otherwise intelligent and civilised.

If the USA did all of that, would the rest of us really be so badly off? After all, we could chuck all the US multi-national companies out and recind all visas for US nationals working in 'list 2' countries.......

what a thick idiot he is,

lets all withdraw our companys from american
lets boot out all american firms in our countrys

and most of all lets withdraw all outside investment
in american companys

i think you will find that america will be the country in the shite.

o and i see the uk has just banned american scroungers
coming over to the uk for free hospital treatment...

i also just watched a tv documentry that said 34 million
americans live below the poverty line..
thats 1 in 8 americans ...

rob from the poor . give to the rich
is the motto of george baboon bush......

was it not the french who fought on americas side in the war of independance to get the brits out ?

infact without the french you yanks would have lost the battle
for independance

To the moron who originally penned this drivel, in the vain hope that (a) you can read, & (b) you one day stumble across this page on one of your aborted porn trawls:

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.

I'd LIKE to say that boys, but unfortunately all the oil is still there. So you're staying.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list.

i.e everyone we've FUCKED over in the last 200 years boys, and a few we havent had time to get round to yet.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

And in return they wont be sending us the natural resources that they did, so your gas will be 9 bucks a gallon from now on.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

But if you need land mines, Claymores, F16's, Challenger Tanks or Bearded Saudi Playboys training in the best insurgency & 'special op's' training the CIA has to offer we'll still be as HAPPY to sell you any of the above as we've always been.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

Like Liberals, Freedom of speech, The right of Habeus Corpus, and The 1st & 4th amendments

Yadda yadda yadda, yak, yak, bleat and various other jingoistic shit

Todays Sesame Street was brought to you by the numbers 9, 11 and the word Hysteria.

People like you give America a bad name. Right now The Bald Eagle is weeping, because it shares a continent with SHIT like you.

Note to the Americans out there who have not abdicated their thinking to GWB - apologies for any offense. Its this flag waving TROLL I hold in contempt, not you.

Right, i dont actually think caveman was actually spouting his own personal views because of this comment

I just got it in an email and laughed my ass off. It is a bit of a rip on Bush for neglegting domestic issues, guess that I should have stated that in the OP.

but quite worrying to think there probably are many Americans who think like this.

Yeah I got that, thats why non of the quotes I put in say "Caveman spouted"

:)

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If we all stop eating fucking mcDonalds it will be a massive start - it will have a knock on effect all through USA's economy - especially as the disgustingly corrupt meat trade so heavily supports the cunt in charge, in exchange of course for massive tax concesseions.

Went to Kings Cross tonight to see A Silver Mount Zion (fucking great). Couldn't believe it when I came out of the station and saw TWO MCDONALDS, on opposite sides of the roads - seeems the wankers who eat there are even getting too fucking lazy and obese to cross the road
</RANT>

sorry - that's concessions!

So there you have it

its all Mcdonalds fault.

I fucking hate clowns!!!!

The good thing though is it's anti French :)

caveman spouted:

We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.


I doubt George will be reading the second half of that line.

i think the Gospel according to Gibson will have an effect, it's front page on every paper , tv show,
perhaps sadaam should be beaten with razor wire, indeed his one son quassay was alive at capture, and the mericans "...put 2 in his mouth...' to end his life.
... a preacher at Zion whatever Church of Anonimity" said that homeless peeps are the Jesuses of the 2004's, i had one ride my bus tonight, obviouslly phychotic, but polite, he thanked me for a intellectual' ride
blood of merica, iraq

caveman spouted:

It is time to eliminate hunger in America.

Whaaaa????? It's the fattest fucking country in the world- if America was any smaller it would sink.
Wanker.

stupid face spouted:


I doubt George will be reading the second half of that line.

Fair point:

George Bush spouted:


The trouble with the french is that they have no word for entrepreneur

Lil' al spouted:


Whaaaa????? It's the fattest fucking country in the world- if America was any smaller it would sink.
Wanker.

Wrong. Another misconception. The gap between rich and poor here is still growing at a rapid rate.
I live in the city, there are people barely making it. Don't buy into all the anti-american propiganda (sp) you are being fed.

Also interesting:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/analysis/story/0,3604,1155399,00.html

caveman spouted:


Wrong. Another misconception. The gap between rich and poor here is still growing at a rapid rate.
I live in the city, there are people barely making it. Don't buy into all the anti-american propiganda (sp) you are being fed.

Hmmm- Houston is still America's fattest city though isn't it? There was a documentary about it on channel 4 a few months ago and the narrator opened with something along the lines of:
"Houston is America's fattest city. In Houston 2/3 of the population are overweight, while 1/3 are obese"- which leaves the impression that no-one there is actually the weight they should be.
Also- when was the last time you saw a fat African? I'm sure there is a gap between the rich and the poor in the US as there is starting to be in the UK however being one of the richest countries in the world America should be able to sort it out without needing to turn to mindless Bush-esque crap spouted in the original post on this thread.

"Hmmm- Houston is still America's fattest city though isn't it?"

Fuck...cant dispute it at all...

*hangs Houstonian head in shame*

I'm surprised at that.

I don't think Houstonians are fat. But then I come from Glasgow....

The late, lamented Bill Hicks spouted:
..And it was pretty incredible, watching missiles fly down air vents - pretty unbelievable. But couldn't we feasibly use that same technology to shoot food at hungry people? Fly over Ethopia - "There's a guy who needs a banana!" SCHMCHMCHMCHMM! The Stealth Banana! Smart fruit...'