wobblytickle
Feb 25, 2004, 19:11
A bloke is working at this little zoo and has to go around checking the animals to see if any have died during the night.
He gets to the Avairy and finds a dead finch at the bottom of the cage.
So he puts it in a bag.
Next he gets to the chimps cage and finds two dead chimps. Once more he picks them up and puts them in the bag.
He's dragging the bag around when he thinks "sod
this, its to heavy"
So he walks up to the Lion cage and chucks the bag inside.
The Lion takes one look at the bags contents and shouts out "Bloody Hell, not finch and chimps again!"
He gets to the Avairy and finds a dead finch at the bottom of the cage.
So he puts it in a bag.
Next he gets to the chimps cage and finds two dead chimps. Once more he picks them up and puts them in the bag.
He's dragging the bag around when he thinks "sod
this, its to heavy"
So he walks up to the Lion cage and chucks the bag inside.
The Lion takes one look at the bags contents and shouts out "Bloody Hell, not finch and chimps again!"