wobblytickle
Feb 25, 2004, 19:45
Dave is on holiday in the USA when he wanders into an old Indian reserve and bumps into an old man dressed in full tribal head dress and face paint.
"Who are you then mate?" says Dave.
" How. Me Memory man. Me remember everything." says the chief.
"Everything eh? alright, who won the 1965 FA cup final?" says dave.
"Liverpool" says the chief
Dave is gobsmacked. "ok then mate, who were they playing?"
"Leeds" says the chief
"and the score?"
"2-1" says the chief.
"Thats amazing!" says dave. "alright then, who scored the winning goal?"
"Ian st John" replys the chief.
Dave is shocked beyond belief, and upon returning home tells all his friends and family, and even learns the culture of the native Indians. but its not enough. Dave is determined to return to the USA one day and pay his respects to the memory man.
10 long years later dave has saved up enough money to return to the USA and sets about searching for the chief, eventually finding him on the same old Indian reserve.
Dave walks up to the amazing chief and pays his respects by greeting him in his native tounge. "How" says dave.
The Chief squints at him for a second before saying...
..."Diving header in the six yard box"......
"Who are you then mate?" says Dave.
" How. Me Memory man. Me remember everything." says the chief.
"Everything eh? alright, who won the 1965 FA cup final?" says dave.
"Liverpool" says the chief
Dave is gobsmacked. "ok then mate, who were they playing?"
"Leeds" says the chief
"and the score?"
"2-1" says the chief.
"Thats amazing!" says dave. "alright then, who scored the winning goal?"
"Ian st John" replys the chief.
Dave is shocked beyond belief, and upon returning home tells all his friends and family, and even learns the culture of the native Indians. but its not enough. Dave is determined to return to the USA one day and pay his respects to the memory man.
10 long years later dave has saved up enough money to return to the USA and sets about searching for the chief, eventually finding him on the same old Indian reserve.
Dave walks up to the amazing chief and pays his respects by greeting him in his native tounge. "How" says dave.
The Chief squints at him for a second before saying...
..."Diving header in the six yard box"......