As they were riding along a narrow track Tonto raised his hand signalling the Lone Ranger to stop.
Tonto dismounted and knelt on the ground pressing his ear against it.
He looked sideways up at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come. Many buffalo maybe 15, maybe 20."
The Lone Ranger shook his head in amazement. "It's fantastic how you can do that. Can you hear and feel vibrations? Or is it a mystic power that your people developed over the centuries? How can you tell?
Tonto sighed, "Ear stuck to fucking ground."

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Tonto and Lone Ranger were sitting around the camp file when a rattlesnake slithered up to Lone Ranger and bit him in the crutch of his jeans. Hollering like mad, he jumped up dropped his jeans and found 2 puncture marks in his cock, which was beginning to go blue.

He said 'Tonto, I cant get on the horse in this state, ride into town and get the doc.'

Tonto rushes off and goes to the surgery. 'Come quick doc, kimosabe bit on cock by snake'.

Doc says 'Im too busy for that, so what you need to do is go back and suck the poison out'...

Tonto rushes back..Lone Ranger says 'What did the doc say?'

Tonto says..'Youre gonna die white man......'