Five cannibals are hired as clerks in a large, multinational insurance company.

During the induction process, the HR Manager says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the HR Manager calls them all together and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm quite happy with your progress to date. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?".

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the HR Manager has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which one of you lot ate the janitor?".

A hand raises hesitantly and the leader lets him have it. "You idiot! For four weeks we've been getting on fine with Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers. No one noticed a f****n thing and you have to go eat the janitor!"

Had to read that a few times to get it... ;)

subtle. ;)

Had to read it about 50 times.... doh!

I read this lunchtime and chuckled, but I've been thinking about it all afternoon and it's brilliant. You could stick in the job-titles of the staff of any big office, mention that Little Joe the caretaker was missing and it would ring so true. Nice Story. Thanks.

:)) excellent

Ha! Ha! Ha! :))