magicguppy
Feb 27, 2004, 14:17
One day, a well-endowed, attractive young lady is sitting on the bus, when a good-looking fellow gets on and sits opposite her. Attracted to him, she starts smiling flirtatiously. Yet it is to no avail.
The man ignores her. Surprised and frustrated, the young woman unbuttons her blouse further to reveal her bounteous cleavage and hitches her skirt up to show her stocking-tops. However, there is still no reaction. Frustrated beyond belief, she tries a last-ditch attempt to capture his attention:
she whips off her knickers, jumps onto his seat and straddles his face. Showing the first signs of emotion, the man smiles and shouts out, ‘I may be blind, but I know that smell anywhere – it’s Grimsby, my stop!’
The man ignores her. Surprised and frustrated, the young woman unbuttons her blouse further to reveal her bounteous cleavage and hitches her skirt up to show her stocking-tops. However, there is still no reaction. Frustrated beyond belief, she tries a last-ditch attempt to capture his attention:
she whips off her knickers, jumps onto his seat and straddles his face. Showing the first signs of emotion, the man smiles and shouts out, ‘I may be blind, but I know that smell anywhere – it’s Grimsby, my stop!’