Maninblack
Mar 1, 2004, 01:01
A man walking home from work sees a sign in a pet shop 'Blow Job Lizard £300'
Amused he goes in and talks to the owner.
"I'm interested in the sign for the blow job lizard"
"Ah" says the owner "Stay where you are and i'll get it for you"
The owner re-appears with a basket and places on the end of the counter.
"Now all you have to do is flop the old todger on the counter and the lizard will do the rest"
Still thinking it's a joke the man obliges.
Next thing the front of the basket is down and the tounge of the lizard is wrapped around his japs eye.
"OHH OHH OHH YES YES YES YEEEES!!"
The man has cum like never before.
"Oh I want that and I want it NOW!" he screams
Money paid the man goes home walks into the kitchen and calls his wife.
"Whats in the basket?" she askes with a tone of indifferece.
"Watch this" the man sayes
He puts the basket on one end of the table stands at the other end flops out the old man.
With a flash the front is down the tounge is out and the man is in heaven.
"Great" sayes the wife "WHAT am I supposed to do with that?"
The man looks her dead in the eye and says:
"Teach it to cook then fuck off!!"
Amused he goes in and talks to the owner.
"I'm interested in the sign for the blow job lizard"
"Ah" says the owner "Stay where you are and i'll get it for you"
The owner re-appears with a basket and places on the end of the counter.
"Now all you have to do is flop the old todger on the counter and the lizard will do the rest"
Still thinking it's a joke the man obliges.
Next thing the front of the basket is down and the tounge of the lizard is wrapped around his japs eye.
"OHH OHH OHH YES YES YES YEEEES!!"
The man has cum like never before.
"Oh I want that and I want it NOW!" he screams
Money paid the man goes home walks into the kitchen and calls his wife.
"Whats in the basket?" she askes with a tone of indifferece.
"Watch this" the man sayes
He puts the basket on one end of the table stands at the other end flops out the old man.
With a flash the front is down the tounge is out and the man is in heaven.
"Great" sayes the wife "WHAT am I supposed to do with that?"
The man looks her dead in the eye and says:
"Teach it to cook then fuck off!!"