el toscador
Mar 4, 2004, 09:33
Mummy Snail, Daddy snail and baby snail set off somewhere quiet for a picnic. After a very long slow journey, they arrive at their destination. As Mummy snail opens the picnic basket she realises she's forgotten the sandwiches.
"I'm not going to get them, cos I made them" she says.
"well, I carried the basket here, I'm not going to get them" said daddy snail.
Having been designated to fetch the snadwiches, baby snail is less than impressed. "If I go, then dad's gonna drink all my coke. He always steals my coke". After much persuasion from his dad that he won't touch the coke, and getting Mummy snail's word that she'll make sure the coke is left untouched, he grudgingly sets off.
About one year later, and still no sign off baby snail. daddy snail turns to mummy snail and says, "I'm actually getting really thirsty, can I have a bit of the boy's coke?". "no" she replies "you promised him you wouldn't".
Another year down the line and still no sign of baby snail. "I'm actually really really thirsty. PLEASE can I have just a little bit of his coke?" asks daddy snail. Again Mummy snail syas "No, he'll be back soon anyway, you promised him you'd leave it, now don't ask me again".
Overwhelmed by thirst, daddy snail decides to go behind his wife's back and sneak into the basket. He gets the coke out and sneakily takes a few gulps. As he does so, baby snail pops out from behind a nearby tree and says
"right - I'm definitely not going now"
"I'm not going to get them, cos I made them" she says.
"well, I carried the basket here, I'm not going to get them" said daddy snail.
Having been designated to fetch the snadwiches, baby snail is less than impressed. "If I go, then dad's gonna drink all my coke. He always steals my coke". After much persuasion from his dad that he won't touch the coke, and getting Mummy snail's word that she'll make sure the coke is left untouched, he grudgingly sets off.
About one year later, and still no sign off baby snail. daddy snail turns to mummy snail and says, "I'm actually getting really thirsty, can I have a bit of the boy's coke?". "no" she replies "you promised him you wouldn't".
Another year down the line and still no sign of baby snail. "I'm actually really really thirsty. PLEASE can I have just a little bit of his coke?" asks daddy snail. Again Mummy snail syas "No, he'll be back soon anyway, you promised him you'd leave it, now don't ask me again".
Overwhelmed by thirst, daddy snail decides to go behind his wife's back and sneak into the basket. He gets the coke out and sneakily takes a few gulps. As he does so, baby snail pops out from behind a nearby tree and says
"right - I'm definitely not going now"