A rabbi went for a drive in his new car.He was cruising along when a preist came out of nowhere and the two collided head on. Amazingly, both the drivers crawled out of their wrecked cars without a scratch....."This must be a sign that we are meant to live together", exclaimed the priest. The Rabbi agreed and they embraced. "Look", shouted the rabbi, ''my bottle of communion wine is saved, this must also be a sign, let us have a toast," and handed the bottle to the priest who took a huge swig and handed it back to the rabbi who replied, "No thanks, I think I'll wait for the police".

Oh come on, even not having a search function is no excuse for this one hehe

Check the "Women" thread right below this one?

http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20189

(The women one is better too :p)

oh...apologies