You can buy my soul if you wish. Just bid.

Give you a fiver for it.

Welcome to Dogbomb :)

Hi Taint,

Is it new or used?

Used. Minor oil leak.

if its got a full service history i'll bid you ten bucks

welcome to dogbomb, taint. :)

taint? Necessarily so.

I think you'll find taint is both necessary and sufficient.

welcome to dogbomb, what's the avatar btw?

Hello and welcome to the madhouse... :))

Hi Dominoid, the avatars just a little something I did in paint. I was aiming for something meaningless and therefore containing a possibility of truth.

Spookie, only oral history, I’m afraid, nothing you could write a warranty against. It’s been fiddled with by a succession of sausage fingered oafs, I’m not sure its worth ten bucks.

Hi there...

welcome go forth and thread to your hearts content

Hello.