so, I'm an expat living in NYC and I am in need of some home conversation cooking. so if anyone has any bangers and mash tales of England fire em over...sharpish mind.

Huh?! *shakes head* Well uh welcome aboard. *steps back nervously*

I was hoping that might get someones attention, sorry for that incredibly awful metaphor, or similie, jesus I dont know, but apologies all the same.

Now, down to business, do you know the way to Santa Fe?

Yes. Turn left at Albicurky.

Thanks, I have a friend who...blah blah.

Anyway, this is my first crack at DogBomb - can you sum up the general fragrance of the place for me..

day old sex and booze & smoke really. With a nice dosage of weird and funny.

which reminds me a of a funny story once told to me by a man named Finnius, strange fellow, green around the ears, but it didnt slow him down.

Just read the FAQs and you'll be fine

I presume from that last entry that I am clear to procede to a different level within this site, and there will be no further conversation with the gatekeeper - where de chatrooms at?

irc chat or java chat. just click on chat at the very top of this page. Oh and I'm not the gatekeeper..though if one should ever exist I would like to become said person. Enjoy!

Hello neezupmavabrahn welcome to the loony bin were in uk you expat from ?
Have you met Bubba yet? he kinda as your way of talking hehe

Welcome to the boards neezupmavabrahn, can we just call you neezup for short.

Theres nothing wrong with us all here on Dogbomb.
Normality is really subjective anyhow when it comes down to it. Mind you i'm so far from normal i couldn'tpoke it with a long shitty stick
andy
Jesus is coming (look busy)

An allusion of gay tendencies distorting one's reality?

Just a reminder that this site wont be here in three weeks if you dont send doggy some cash...

If you love him you must show him!!!

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