View Full Version : The Fat Bastard has landed
TheFatBastard Mar 18, 2004, 22:18 Evening all. The Fat Bastard here. Been reading this site for a bit, thought I'd register. Good to finally find a place where people can state their opinions without all that PC shite like certain other forums I have been booted off of.
Look forward to chewing the fat with a few of you in the coming weeks!
Back to work tomorrow after 3 days off for the Cheltenham festival. Don't know yet if I can access it from their, the bastards that I work for have put this Surf Control software on the network that blocks certain sites, mostly those to do with gambling and porn which is most irksome. Hopefully not this one.
Cheers
TFB
TheFatBastard Mar 18, 2004, 22:20 Apologies for the use of "their" instead of "there" makes me look like a fucking idiot. I hate bad grammar. One in particular recently that keeps annoying me is people spelling "lose" as "loose". It's everywhere!!!!
hugo-a-gogo Mar 18, 2004, 22:20 lets have a little bet, see how long you last here
TheFatBastard Mar 18, 2004, 22:22 Why, I thought you could say what you want here? The forums I have been reading are full of swearing. I expect there are some rules about somewhere I haven't got round to reading them yet I'm afraid.
UnoChild Mar 18, 2004, 22:31 Hi TheFatBastard.
Here are the faqs (http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/misc.php?action=faq) and here are the rules (http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/misc.php?action=rules)
Might be worth you reading them.
Welcome to Dogbomb :)
TheFatBastard Mar 18, 2004, 22:36 Nothing to worry about there then.
Lintuk Mar 18, 2004, 22:39 Uno gave you the wrong link..
here's the the fag (http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20737)
TheFatBastard Mar 18, 2004, 22:51 Yeah that's more like it, doubtless I'll be there soon enough.
By the way the only forum I have been banned from is the Betfair one, along with thousands of others. Anyone who uses this site will know the score.
magicguppy Mar 18, 2004, 23:11 Hi Fat Bastard, get in ma belly :))
Stay as long as you like, but if you touch the pies....;)
TheFatBastard Mar 18, 2004, 23:17 Too late! BAAARRRP!!!! lovely. got any more????
AstraL1600 Mar 18, 2004, 23:25 Welcome!
On the subject of pies, I had steak pie and chips for me tea. Bloody lovely stuff.
SweetGalenas Mar 18, 2004, 23:28 welcome to dogbomb, fatbastard. :)
cor_innit Mar 19, 2004, 02:36 From one fat bastard to another: welcome
daidavies Mar 19, 2004, 02:40 Good Evening.
Why not diet, then you'll just be " The bastard ".
( I'm afraid that your parentage may be a little more difficult to alter )
piercedprincess Mar 22, 2004, 17:24 From a fat bitch to a fat bastard , welcome :D
Mizzaberry Mar 22, 2004, 21:16 There will never be enough fat bastards.
TheFatBastard Mar 23, 2004, 16:36 Cheers Fat Bitch, much appreciated. I have often wondered. Do you think being a bastard or a bitch makes you fat? Or is it the other way round?
piercedprincess Mar 24, 2004, 15:08 its the other way round, its a weird kinda defence mechanism me thinks :s
TheFatBastard Mar 24, 2004, 16:20 Yeah, I see what you mean, people take the piss out of us for being fat, so get the retailiation in first sort of thing.
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