Today I'm going to pick up my new car, a BMW 325i. Any suggestions, besides not crashing it?

check the paintwork over, and also it has enough oil and water in it.

PDI's arent always thorough.

Just remember to carry a stiff broom
in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident



:D


:moo:

When you transport skunks in your car always drive with the windows open.

Feed it petrol, not steak. Cars don't like being fed steak, not even a very nice fillet with boiled new potatoes and a selection of seasonal vegetables, washed down with a claret heavily redolant of tempestuous passion. It gives them wind.

Don't try and use it as a hat. You will get a sore neck.

misschicago spouted:
Today I'm going to pick up my new car, a BMW 325i. Any suggestions, besides not crashing it?

You must have very strong arms! :))

yes
i suggest you sell it and buy yourdelf a vespa / lambretta
or a classic brit bike.

live to ride-ride to live

Make sure you don't let your friend drive it. If you do, you might just need that broom to shove up their ass once they tell you they wrecked your brand new BMW

Swap it for my totally twatted fiat punto.

No?

Make sure you have good breakdown cover, BMW, Mercedes, and VW's are among the most recovered vehicles on the road.

misschicago spouted:
Today I'm going to pick up my new car, a BMW 325i. Any suggestions, besides not crashing it?

very nice car. a friend of mine has one, around 22k I believe. Is it the sports edition with extras ? :) Smooth ride, lovely lovely to be a passanger in, but the bastards won't put me on their insurance for some reason! Oh, and a 5 year servicing deal they got too...

Remember, pavements for people, roads for driving, pavements for people, roads for driving.....

make sure you race by other cars, so you can get to the stop light first. From what I've seen, that's mandatory for BMW drivers. ;)

Splash as many cyclists with huge puddles as you can. They really love it.

Keeps us cool.

SweetGalenas spouted:
make sure you race by other cars, so you can get to the stop light first. From what I've seen, that's mandatory for BMW drivers. ;)
Not all bmw drivers do this i dont do it too often as it upsets the fiat drivers

i really love the summer time traffic jams,
people sat for hours in there car and only getting a mile
up the road

me on my vespa weaving down the middle of the road and
not getting held up for one minute.

bye bye car drivers..

you should sell your 20 k car and buy yourself a brit bike for 2k leaving you with 18 k to blow on other things

also after 10 years your bike will be still worth 2k
unlike your car that will be worth 50 quid

marleyb spouted:


you should sell your 20 k car and buy yourself a brit bike for 2k leaving you with 18 k to blow on other things

also after 10 years your bike will be still worth 2k
unlike your car that will be worth 50 quid

I would like to have a motorcycle. My little brother is a motorcycle mechanic and he refuses to let me take one of his because I'm a girl.

I used to ride motorbikes when I were a lad (adjusts flat cap). I loved it, the feeling, the freedom, the ability to burn-up the road, the cool bastard look, the head-turning, the beauty of riding in the summer.

Then, when I was 17, I saw my best mate and "riding buddy" plough into the side of a car at 50mph when some dickhead pulled out on us. My mate was tossed into the air like a rag doll and landed square on his head, breaking his neck and causing massive internal injuries. He died the following day.

I kinda went off motorbikes after that.

hey miss chicago tell your brother plenty of females ride
motorbikes and he should give you a bike..

alex , sorry to hear that about your friend, i have had a couple of my friends die in bike accidents also, then again where i live its usually cars full of young kids that crash.

bike deaths have gone up in the last couple of years but thats down to idiots on 170mph sports bikes. myself i would ban those bikes off the road. my vespa will do 80mph but i allways keep to the speed limits and in 34 years of having
brit bikes and scooters i have only had one accident. ( so far }

anyway sorry to go on about bikes when this post is about someone getting a new car....

so have fun in your new car and drive safe

misschicago spouted:
Today I'm going to pick up my new car, a BMW 325i. Any suggestions, besides not crashing it?

Is it just new to you, or brand factory spanking shiny I've got loads of cash new?

sell it and invest the money in high quality cocaine.
or at least a car that has less homosexual appeal.

DoodleBug spouted:


Is it just new to you, or brand factory spanking shiny I've got loads of cash new?

It's just new to me. I have never bought a brand new car and I don't think I ever will because it's a depreciating item. It's a 2000- and it's black! And it's f***ing fast!

Be prepare to never be let out a sideroad ever again.

misschicago spouted:


It's just new to me. I have never bought a brand new car and I don't think I ever will because it's a depreciating item. It's a 2000- and it's black! And it's f***ing fast!

Still sounds expensive. Enjoy the German engineering. Today Chicago, Tomorrow ze Vorld.