How do you get a one armed paddy down from a tree?

wave at him.

why does stevie wonder always smile?

no one told him he was black. (bad bad bad)

paddy,my father was a nun.
mike, A Nun are you shure?
paddy,well when he was in court when they said occupation he said Nun.

nuns in the bath she gets a knock on the door.

Nun,Whos is it?
man,its the postman.
Nun,leave it on the mat please.
man,ok,
she gets another knock on the door.
Nun,who is it?
man,its the milkman.
Nun,leave it outside please.
man,ok dear.
she gets another knock on the door.
Nun,who is it?
man,its the blindman.
nun(puzzled),ok come in then please.
man,Corrr blimey look at the state of that!!
where do you want your blinds?

Guess again. :(

:)) I liked them