A man goes into the library,
'Have you got any books on suicide?'
'Yes' says the the librarian, 'but you cant borrow it'
'Why not?' says the man..........
'Because you won't bring it back'.............................

excuse me, are you telling me that dead people can't visit libraries? - On the few times i've been to them, I've seen a fair few gonners.

Another one from the 1978 Cannon & Ball Annual.

J Arthur Rank spouted:
Another one from the 1978 Cannon & Ball Annual.
Y'know its funny, no one ever brings that back either.