do you enjy monkey baths or normal ones?

monkey bath - a bath thats so hot you say "ooh oooh ooh oooh ooh" when you put your foot in.

i love monkey baths though when i get out i normally feel faint or sick or am bright red.

aaah.

I though you meant when you shit in your hand and rub it into your hair then wank in front of your granny...

or is that just me?

ha ha ha ha
i like to get in the bath and run the hot tap till i cant stand the heat
and when i get out im all dizzy and i lie on me bed to cool off
luuuuuuuurvly
tho i might try the other but i think my granny would die on the spot if i had a wank in front of her

Why I had one earlier today. Though I must say I was unaware that a good ol' hot bath went by this name.

Apparently over the long term hot baths are bad for the testicles though. Like certain types on underwear and sitting on high-energy neutron sources

I rarely use the bath, prefer the shower every day instead but when I have a bath I just make sure it's hot enough not to go cold too quickly.

Why would an extremely hot bath be good?

perhaps you would feel the need to burn your arse?

i'm not a fan of them as i end up all sweaty. the reason i have a bath is to remove said sweat. seems counter productive to me.

To much bathin´ can weaken a man!

and too little leaves him as a smelly cunt.

As with Stokes, didn't realise them baths had a name. Problem is that it doesn't sting straight away, by the time them pain signals have reached your brain, you've got that hole foot in, plus your weight is heading bath side and your reaction is delayed....

There's nothing worse than a bath that isn't quite there and gets colder and colder, and no amount of hot is going to change things

Yep Anthill i have my water very hot all the time mrjemm always has to cool it before he can get in hehe. The only trouble is i have a Babyliss spa as well which sits in the bottom of the bath if the water is too hot when the spa kicks in it is like having your skin peirced with red hot needles :)

Princess Margaret was in a wheelchair for months after burning her feet in a monkey bath (great phrase by the way Ant, I like it!). Do you remember? Apparently she'd had so much booze and fags that her veins and whatnot were fucked so, like a dinosaur, by the time the pain reached her brain her feet were well and truly crisped.

Be careful out there, kids.

I love baths, nice hot ones, for hours........
I usually take 3 1/2 hour baths.....

all tho i do have to say when i heard the expression monkey baths i did think of something completely different as i associate monkies with a part of the male anatomy i wont go in to !!!
carnt believe i just said that in here

i wouldnt worry. as you've no doubt noticed far worse is the norm.

Yes it is a new term for me, I really can't imaging myself saying, "Well I'm off to go take a monkey bath."

if i told any of my mates i was off for a monkey bath i can only imagine what would be said.

misschicago spouted:
Yes it is a new term for me, I really can't imaging myself saying, "Well I'm off to go take a monkey bath."

ha ha ha
well i wont tell you what springs to mind when i hear the expression

haha i heard the monkey bath joke too.

two monkeys in a bath one says

oohh oohh aah aah

the other says

if it's too hot just put more cold water in


what about this one

why did the baker have brown fingers? cause he needed a poo. lololololol

Monkey baths are ace. Especially when they're hot enough to make you faint.

Crackin

i fined i sweat too much with monkey baths. i feel worse after than when i started.