http://www.theonionavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=4016

Incidentally, he mentions Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I've been watching some of recently. Anyone else seen it?

The rise and fall of Reginald Perrin was genius.
" I didn't get where I am today selling ice creams tasting of bookends, pumice stone, and West Germany"

"I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch"



"I didn't get where I am today by sleeping with sweaty, Caledonian chefs!"



"I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!"

[Laughs.]

Gervais as utter chump.