View Full Version : Don't call me that!


Cyberhun
Apr 25, 2004, 11:38
Do you know someone, Be it your partner,your friend, your milkman, who calls you by a really annoying name?

One of my ex's used to call me Russ (because of my second name) which I could put up with.

But, theres this bloke I know who keeps calling me "Treacle" and its annoying the fuck outta me.

Don't you know that Treacle is like, sooo last decade?

postal postie
Apr 25, 2004, 12:05
tell him that it annoys you then :)

i get called 'wally' cause apparently i look like the where's wally character. not that i do or anything.

Cyberhun
Apr 25, 2004, 12:19
postal postie spouted:
tell him that it annoys you then :)



I did...and you know what men are like...
..They Love to annoy you.

postal postie
Apr 25, 2004, 12:23
like a red flag to a bull. :))

start spreading nasty rumours about him then. that should work. hahaaha

TheAlmightyWa
Apr 25, 2004, 12:47
does he say 'treacle' or 'tweacle"?

Cyberhun
Apr 25, 2004, 13:00
TheAlmightyWa spouted:
does he say 'treacle' or 'tweacle"?

Yeah, think it was more like the second one.
haha

TheAlmightyWa
Apr 25, 2004, 13:11
Well then, you know you're legally obliged to shoot him?

Cyberhun
Apr 25, 2004, 13:22
Supercool :D

/goes to get me gun

postal postie
Apr 25, 2004, 15:55
as long as you shoot his knee caps. then you can claim self defence. :))

Steveyrc
Apr 25, 2004, 15:56
Does anybody remember a kids show with a ginger kid called eric who turned into a dog? Well I used to get called Eric all the time and it didn't half piss me off.

stoke_fields
Apr 25, 2004, 16:01
Steveyrc spouted:
Does anybody remember a kids show with a ginger kid called eric who turned into a dog? Well I used to get called Eric all the time and it didn't half piss me off.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0143078/

AnthillMob
Apr 25, 2004, 16:06
one of my ex's used to call me treacle, in a pete beale kind of voice. his mum called me gemmarette.

dont ask.

the thing that annoys me the most about my name is people who call me Gem when i dont know them. People i know or people who i clas as friends, be it online or reality, thats fine but someone ive just been introduced to calling me Gem is really annoying.

me and mr mob always call eachother "babe" but i have this really annoying habit of calling him "bun" or "bunny" ven infront of his friends and family. im trying to break the hBIT BUT ITS HARD.

postal postie
Apr 25, 2004, 16:09
why does she call you gemmarette?

damn

i'm sure he likes you calling him bunny in front of evcery one really.:)

Kinky McFoxxy
Apr 25, 2004, 16:12
Fucking people calling me 'hen'. Fucking hate it.

AnthillMob
Apr 25, 2004, 16:14
she called me gemmrette coz it rhymed with cigarette and would say "would you like a cigarette gemmarette" and it sort of stuck.

my mate from high schools dad would call me gemini as in terry nutkins singing about his seal "gemini gemini"

Cyberhun
Apr 25, 2004, 17:13
My mom and dad used to call me "Faye-way-bee" :\

My latest one, on Friday night, was "Fishnet Faye" :D

thevinesrok
Apr 25, 2004, 17:42
'Pet' I find it extreemly patronising.
My boss also has a habit of calling me josephine, which would be fine, but it's not my name.
The other one is Joanna, its like, ok _close_ to my name well done for making the effort but no coconut for you!

ashez
Apr 25, 2004, 17:58
Amma or Anna, neither of which are my name. And its always the stupid ones that do it

stoke_fields
Apr 25, 2004, 18:02
My folks called me "Herbie" when I was 'ickle. And for a protracted period in school I was known as "Big Johnny B" which in retrospect was rather curious given the intensely homophobic nature of my single sex private school. Unless it was just because I'm tall...

Liontamer1212
Apr 26, 2004, 02:19
There are a few people, including some on here (sammy) that seem to like to call me Rob. I hate that, it's Robin! Thank you very much! My cousin is Rob.

;)

(still love ya though sammy, xoxo)

Kormiic
Apr 26, 2004, 08:40
Because my name's Mark a client from work finds it amusing to call me "Marco Polo," yes, he is a twat.

UnoChild
Apr 26, 2004, 08:41
Pal. I fucking hate people saying "alright pal". Fuck off!!

netniV
Apr 26, 2004, 09:19
unordinarychild spouted:
Pal. I fucking hate people saying "alright pal". Fuck off!!

that's just a regional thing, same as you'd more likely get called Mate "alright mate" if you went down south and is generalistic rather than specific to you :) Unless that is, of course, that everyone knows you dislike it and purposefully calls you it anyway. :-D

Goat Rider
Apr 26, 2004, 09:21
Here in Yorkshire we get the a variation of all that shite and the one what gets me the most is 'Buddy' grrrrr 'Alright buddy' I could just smack the twats in the mush for it

skins
Apr 26, 2004, 09:56
I have a few annoying nick names such as Rupert (as in the bear??)
Pooter... ?

One person called me stevo my reply was fuck off cunto...

marie
Apr 26, 2004, 13:34
I HATE it when your boss calls you 'mate' for two reasons: I don't like the guy and I'm a GIRL and you don't call GIRLS 'mate' ok? :D

'mate could you do me a favour?'
'put that away mate'
'what time is it mate?'

grrrrrr

neildeal
Apr 26, 2004, 14:05
When i'm on the phone to people i hardly know at work i hate it when women think that it's alright to call me 'darling' or 'love'. I'm sure if i did it to them i'd be in some sort of tribunal by lunch time.

wbps
Apr 26, 2004, 14:21
"Sweetie" "darling" "treas" (as i "treasure") all wind me up, because coming from the people who say these, I know they are insincere.

neildeal
Apr 26, 2004, 14:49
Some BITCH has just called and wouldn't/couldn't stop calling me 'hun'. Hi hun, no problems hun, leave it with me hun. See you then hun.

my reply 'fuck you, get the fuck off my phone hun'

Mariska
Apr 26, 2004, 15:43
The bastard I married likes to come out with stupid names like 'sausage' or 'grizzler'. My parents call me Evie, if they can remember who I am. I usually get Reenie, Jeannie, or Teenie (my sisters) before they work out which daughter I am. (mind you if I was them I'd try to forget me as well!)

Cyberhun
Apr 26, 2004, 20:02
Mariska spouted:
The bastard I married likes to come out with stupid names like 'sausage' or 'grizzler'. My parents call me Evie, if they can remember who I am. I usually get Reenie, Jeannie, or Teenie (my sisters) before they work out which daughter I am. (mind you if I was them I'd try to forget me as well!)

lol, My parents do that too, They usually go through all four of my sisters names till they remember mine!!

Mr. Biscuit
Apr 26, 2004, 22:25
My god! There's five of them???????

Cyberhun
Apr 26, 2004, 23:01
Haha yes indeed.
and just the one brother.