I mean, I remember when it was just crisps and peanuts and pork scratchings and stuff...

Moved from Jokes

Did you not get it? I got it. But I had to read it twice.

:)) now I get it. doh

why moved gentrau? it's a bad joke admittedly but it's a joke nonetheless!

:haha: It took me about 6 reads... I'm so dumb.

So now the dog's got it can it go back in jokes?

I've moved it to sex... to make it even funnier.

Maybe someone else will move it again, and increase its forum:joke hilarity ratio!

Eh? I get the joke. But sex forum??

The fact i had to read this about 7 times makes it a most excellent joke.
It also makes me a dumbass :D

Man... mangoes in a pub. I'm seeing it but I'm not. What am I missing here?

That is the most fantastic thing I've read all day!

I thought it should be in consumer groupies since we're on about pubs ...

But it's asking a question about food stuffs in pubs - so shouldn't it be a more a Mass Debate thread?

dogbomb spouted:
Maybe someone else will move it again, and increase its forum:joke hilarity ratio!

Aha! Found you again...

They play music in pubs dont they?

Ugh_tC spouted:
But it's asking a question about food stuffs in pubs - so shouldn't it be a more a Mass Debate thread?

I was going to but then I thought that I would put it in consumers though music is definately somewhere it might work. :)

netniV spouted:
I was going to but then I thought that I would put it in consumers though music is definately somewhere it might work. :)

Gotcha!

:haha::haha:

Becoming a bit of a game is this, so the gaming forum it is :)

I think the true artistry of this joke can only be properly appreciated in d'Art Board.

Kormiic spouted:
I think the true artistry of this joke can only be properly appreciated in d'Art Board.

Why not just stick it in Flambe, it's been everywhere else?

Hasn't been in Top Dogs!

think again!

PORN! it must be porn

Mmmm - yup I can see the pornographic angle og a mango!

Too late! Hah!

Is it really cruel to put this out of reach in moderators ?

Yes... and so...

netniV spouted:
Is it really cruel to put this out of reach in moderators ?

Custard...

I'm gonna come put a rubber band around all of your testicles.

nah, it's not really porn is it? more of a diary of life in dogbomb

It's such a work of art now.

GET OFF MY LAAAND!!!!!

This is quite possibly the longest distance a bad pun has travelled since Les Dennis ran the london marathon!!

And is really becoming somewhat of a diary of it's travels

Umm... what the hell is it doing in here !

I don't get it. Could someone please explain it to me

It's not even a person, so it doesn't qualify to be in here. Plus, I don't find it annoying at all, so that makes it the least annoying entity here. I wouldn't even give it a star

YAY! It even achieves fame as being more annoying than MH!

5*!!!!!!

well it can't go to fucking MH!

perhaps it wants to meet up with some new friends

It could come to bristol and get drunk seeing as none of us here are capable of managing to do so at the same time in the same place!! In fact, it's in my head so it's already here :-)

First Time Ive Sen This Thread :/

Behind With The Times

Took Me A Good Few Minutes To Work It Out, But Fargin Hillarious All The Same

I lost it for a while but I'm back with it now. Phew.

Hello, hilariously bad pun here. This is a report on my travels of late and as you can see, people boardwide have been laughing at me. Its enough to make a joke feel a bit, you know, insecure.

Post here again. Im feeling a bit horny, so I'm heading off again. See you in a bit!

And here it is in "Diary of a dogbomber" :D

The thread with no home!

GuinnessMeister spouted:
And here it is in "Diary of a dogbomber" :D

Looks like the Porn forum to me.

^this is a load of cock

nope

Its a bit wank.


think about it......

wank - j arthur rank
arthur - king arthur and the knights of the round table
round table - discussion
discussion - mass debate

i claim my five pounds

Someone needs to keep an eye on this thread now. Where better than mod forum?

Like we dont have enough to do, Im sending it to the kennels.

Welcome to DB! Arf.

woo what a great game!

I can't sing the praises of this thread enough.

aren't the Mangoes DeathMetalGrunge?

mangoes in a pub



to review the range of bar snacks on offer

Since it needed a food review, I thought I should put it on the menu !

It made me choke, which reminded me of the last thing which made me choke, so I moved it.

Phwoooor!

Look At The Mangoes On That!

ooo it's being dArt-ful again!

...but really; in the greater scheme of artistic intent - is it art?

It's art if I say it's art as the artist that lieks to say it's art would say if it was art.

It may not be art, but it's deffo as interesting as netniVs Pepysian account of AltonTowers.

It's conceptual art, I call it 'the travels of a bad pun' I'm actually thinkin of entering it for next years turner prize.

Depends on whether you like the Great Fire of london or not I suppose :)

http://www.therub.net/rust/a%20gallery_files/mangoes.jpg

dART treatment

:haha:

^^^What he said.

...and finally it returns to where it began - a sort of retospective of it's early beginnings, on how it has outgrown its initial conception within the Jokes forum now it's so well travelled.

Ah, damn it the jokes been lost :/

and dammit, two weeks shy of a year in the wilderness, it resurfaces, like a phoenix from the flames...

and flies slowly, uncertainly, from its nesting hole, like a newborn, tentative...

Surprised this hasn't been snapped up by Hollywood, repackaged and sold as something new. :rimlar:

oh god, not again.

Christ...........

that was a year ago? :\

aaaaaah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



just kidding. Welcome return of a golden oldie, though.
Shouldn't this be in bitches?

It should definitely be in bitches, it's never been there.

Your wish... blah...

I really think this thread needs to do some pelvic thrusts in the top dogs nudies forum.

Hooray, I actually heard this on a video last weekend and I actually got it then. What a sad bast*rd I am :(

Its ok Tiny. reminds me of a mango jokethat I didnt understand. I cant actually remember the joke though.

tis filth

c'mon c'mon move along now. i think talking balls

ah-hahahaha

found you :)

Heh, I can move this somewhere you can't get at :D

I can though!

Yes, but now we can have lots of secret talk in here and when it eventually escapes they won't understand it all :D

:moo:

raaaaaaaaaaaaaa :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

My god, this was ages ago. It's still giong. Should I be proud of this or ashmaed because I've created a monster?
Incidentally, I hear they might be having mangoes at the big brother re-union this year. hint hint.

Mwahhhhahahahahahahaha
























Discuss:

andthen, somebeesflewintothepub, andIwaslike:

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

I don't get it.

OMG!!1!!1!!!1!one!1!11!! ITS NASHNULL MANGO WEEK THISWEEK!!!1!11!!1 ROFL LMAO!!1!11!!11!!!! (http://www.mad4mango.com/mango/)

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7179/brotherleelove6lo.jpg

Hallelujah.

ramshackle

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/stevieb84/Hellooooladies.jpg

Has this been in the Jelly wrestling forum yet?

thas where it jus came from

Ok....... but what about:

SQUARE EYES!!!!

okay then, if you insist ;)

How the hell have I missed this thread entirely for over a year !!!!11

And why the hell did I bother reading it all :\

And why the hell did I bother reading it all :\

:stupid:

I'm putting this in nothing because it's never been there, plus I want to link to this (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/)

s'like seeing an old friend

Welcome home buddy. Welcome home.

[/typennington]

Surely a thread of this calibre deserves a visit to Best of the Board?

No, its about food/dietry requirements :)

I think this is the last forum this joke hasn't been in. Did you all check out the link? It's hypnotic

BOING!

check out the ass on that!

Weeeee, it'll like were it's going to next...