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Lintuk
Apr 26, 2004, 00:57
seeing as its on telly at the moment....


"I'm the Dude! That's what you call me, you know... That or His Dudeness, Duder, El Dudarino if you're not into the brievety thing"




The Dude: "You brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling?"

Walter: "I haven't brought it bowling...I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, it's not taking a fucking turn..."



Dude: "It's like Lenin said: You look for the person who'll benefit...um..."

Donny: "I am the walrus?"



Maude: "Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here..."

Dude: "He fixes the cable?"




Jesus: "Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.."

Dude: "yeah....well....thats like, your....opinion, man"
Lintuk
Apr 26, 2004, 01:22
mein name ist karl. Ich bin expert
misschicago
Apr 26, 2004, 01:27
-Billy dosen't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

-Oh, that must be very exhausting.
sallyride
Apr 26, 2004, 01:35
VAGINA. does it bother you when I say that? VAGINA.
PooperScooper
Apr 26, 2004, 01:43
Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
PooperScooper
Apr 26, 2004, 01:45
Jesus Quintana: You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.
misschicago
Apr 26, 2004, 02:04
Dude: Are you going to find these guys or do you have any promising leads?
Police Officer #1: Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case! They got us working in shifts! Leads!?!!!
bassoon
Apr 26, 2004, 03:50
Wo ist deine Kable?


Mind if I do a J?
Mr. Biscuit
Apr 26, 2004, 07:04
Hey, nice marmot!
magicguppy
Apr 26, 2004, 08:48
You might want to take a look out that front window, Johnny.
THIS is what happens when you fuck another man in the ass
thesmileyone
Apr 26, 2004, 10:11
Donny: dude, thats your name
R-C-M
Apr 26, 2004, 12:37
Jesus: Nobody fucks wid da jesus.

*silence*

Walter: 8 year olds dude
thesmileyone
Apr 26, 2004, 13:52
not really a quote, but loved the dudes girly scream when he drops his roach, spills beer on himself then crashes the car.
Ronin Da Bomb
Apr 26, 2004, 23:25
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!