This has really got me stumped. I live with two other people, both chaps, which might explain it all. Once in a while I might cook for 'em; not that they're woth it, the pair of no taste ingrats, or I might leave them to go out for a pizza or whatever. Thing is at some stage in the evening I do the dishes. I wash and wipe them and put them back in the cupboard.
Next morning there's a pile of dirty ones in the sink. There might be about 5 bread and butter plates or a dinner plate or two, and at least half a dozen glasses. Now this is just TWO blokes. And I'm sure the younger of the two stops eating for the night after he's had his tea. The older one denies going anywhere near the crockery. (mind you the git is a pathological liar in all other regards.)
So what's going on? Do I have kitchen trolls or something?

i have liars in my house too. i tell them not to fiddle with the boiler, and when i turn my back its been messed with. suck fuckers

set small traps for them - then you can prove your right!

Yep sounds like you got a case of the kitchen trolls ...leave some bait out laced with laxatives this should sort 'em out ;)

Simple. You live with guys.

Dirty crockery is a BASTARD. Especially when your dishwasher is broken and you can't get it fixed for a while cos that'd mean letting in the apartment complex repairmen who'd realise I'd been smoking in the apartment which is a breach of contract and I'd be evicted.

Thank you.

Probably that type that grabs a plate for every little snack down to and including a couple of Maltesers.

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Probably that type that grabs a plate for every little snack down to and including a couple of Maltesers.

So you know my husband then?

Kitcehn trolls, kitchen trolls are with you. Secret filming perhaps?

Funny you should mention that rammsteinrainbo :) I will tell you a ickle story in a condensed version :) Outside my house over the last 2 months someone has been doing various things to my car. They have broken wing mirrors,scracthed the paint and more recently put a dent in my boot :) I had feelings it could be my neighbours, since I have a small cottage type house it is road side parking and my car Peugeot 406 coupe takes up a bit of space, and if i get in first she cant get there course of a lamp post so she parks outside my property thus we have heated debate on where she should park etc...

Anyone course of action I took, I bought a bluetooth webcam and placed it outside in a clear box in a hedge looking at my car...I found the party doing it and to my suprise it was 2 seperate people lol with no connection to each other...next door neighbour and some girly I must have done wrong to in the past :)

So I suggest you do the same, secret surveillance is needed :)