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AnthillMob
Apr 26, 2004, 17:37
im covered in the fuckers

why? i never got bothered with spots when i was a teenager but now, 30 in a couple of weeks, im covered in the bastards.

any tips? i wash my face with soap as dove was making my skn greasy.

why am i getting spots now? are my hormones still up the spout?

Mr. Biscuit
Apr 26, 2004, 17:39
more to the point - where does the word maldoon come from and what does it mean?

I remember my dad calling things mouldy maldoons many years ago? It's very strange to see someone else using it.

WTF?

AnthillMob
Apr 26, 2004, 17:42
spotty maldoon was a sketch by harry secombe in that prog he was in years ago with the other guys (similar to the goodies). however i have no idea what a maldoon is.

postal postie
Apr 26, 2004, 17:47
do you have a big spot in the middle of your nose? :))

Vicar
Apr 26, 2004, 18:22
I'm confused as well as spotty.I thought Spotty Muldoon was a Peter Cook character in the mid-60s

sallyride
Apr 26, 2004, 18:26
ok...the following is going to sound really weird, but it worked for me.
I too was a spot farm about a year ago until I happened upon one of those one million uses for vinegar websites, and one of the benefits of the fabulous winegare was as an astringent. So i wash my face, astringe(?) with vinegar, and moisturize with almond oil. And I have'nt had a breakout since.
yeah..so that's my face plan. plus what you eat comes into play, and how much water you drink.

may your face shine like a clear day on the wild serengeti.

Royster
Apr 26, 2004, 18:43
sallyride spouted:


may your face shine like a clear day on the wild serengeti.

Very eloquently put :D

salsa
Apr 26, 2004, 20:58
benefit do a spot killer that is supposed to be better than any other spot killer ever.

stoke_fields
Apr 26, 2004, 21:01
I have acne. Pity me.

Kinky McFoxxy
Apr 26, 2004, 21:01
boo boo zap :D

Cyberhun
Apr 26, 2004, 21:18
Ive just broke out with a load of the fuckers also...I find Sudocrem fast healing.

neildeal
Apr 27, 2004, 08:15
Just drink plenty of water. Never go to Mcdonalds/Burger king or similar outlets. Eat plenty of veg.
Oh and an exfoliant face wash.
Works for me.

wbps
Apr 27, 2004, 09:25
I get spots when I neglect to shave. I know this doesn't help AHM, but I'm just saying...

I may try the vinegar thing.

neildeal
Apr 27, 2004, 09:27
how strange i only seem to get spots after shaving

GuinnessMeister
Apr 27, 2004, 10:00
me too - so I don't bother. I shave on Mondays, and then get progressively scruffier through the week. By Sunday night I've started to look like a yeti, and so it's time for the dreaded shave again.

I fucking hate shaving.

Occasionally I get a couple of big spots that take ages to go away. I have a beauty now on my foreheed, but my hair covers it.

Lil' al
Apr 27, 2004, 11:41
I too have suffered huge breakouts recently- and the really nasty painful kind of spots without any heads- at the age of 22 this is not fair!
Apprently your skin goes in 7 year cycles so I should have great skin again by the time I'm 30.

Alternate
Apr 27, 2004, 11:44
I've no idea about Spotty Muldoon.

But I use Clinique for my facials (ahem).
They do this 3-step cleansing ritual - moisturise is the key. Ya gotta moisturise.

I still get spots on my arse though. ;)