Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
A: The woman.


Q: (hold hands out like a crucifiction) What's this?
A: A really bad way to spend easter


Q: Why did God give women three more brain cells than cows?
A: So they don't shit on the floor while doing the dishes.


Q: Whats the difference between MargaritaMan and a bike?
A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it.







goead n laugh,,, you know you wanna!!!

MargaritaMan, I do like your jokes:))

nah

Last is too blatantly racist, otherwise excellent

sad

made me laff :)

The Easter one was passable.

:\

what a twat you are MM

They is some funny jokes.