A man walks into a watchmakers, and asks the guy behind the counter, "Excuse me, you wouldn't by any chance have any potato clocks to sell?". The guy behind the counter says, with a confused look on his face, "Sorry, I don't think I've ever heard of a potato clock before. What is it?". The customer replies, "I have no idea either, but I start a new job today and in the interview my boss told me that I start at nine, so I'd better get a potato clock"


I went to the shops the other day looking for some camouflage trousers.... but i couldn't find any!! After that, I went into the butcher's and i bet him £50 he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. But the butcher refused my bet.... he said the steaks were too high!!

First one. The penny has finally dropped. Mild chuckle.

a po...
apot.....
a pota.......




oh..........

got it!!!!!! :D

Get a potato clock. Took me a while. :)

Get up at 8 o'clock???? Droll, very droll