Q: Whats the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.



Q: What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done.


Q: Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other


Q: Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby?
A: Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong!!


Oh ya,,, BTW...
Im not racist i have a color tv. LMMFAO!!!

MargaritaMan, you made me chuckle again:))

Me too. I think you've probably managed to find a joke to offend most people. :)

You might not be racist, but you are a bit of a twat!! :))