Centaur
Apr 30, 2004, 14:33
A young lad gets his first job in a village butcher's shop. After about an hour of showing him the basics, the boss has to go to the bank and leaves the young lad by himself.
His first customer is a really posh woman who says loudly, "I'll have an Aylesbury duck, and make sure it's the finest you have!"
The lad looks around and thinks, "I remember seeing ducks, but I don't know if they were Aylesbury ducks or not". So he decides to just give the woman the first duck he sees on the shelf.
The woman rolls up her sleeve and sticks her hand up the duck's arse. After rooting around for about 20 seconds she announces, "That's not an Aylesbury duck, that's a Suffolk duck! This is disgraceful, I come in here for an Aylesbury duck, and you try to fob me off with a Suffolk duck! And anyway, I haven't seen you in the village before, where are you from, young man?"
The lad turns around, drops his trousers, bends over and says, "You're the bloody expert, you tell me!"
His first customer is a really posh woman who says loudly, "I'll have an Aylesbury duck, and make sure it's the finest you have!"
The lad looks around and thinks, "I remember seeing ducks, but I don't know if they were Aylesbury ducks or not". So he decides to just give the woman the first duck he sees on the shelf.
The woman rolls up her sleeve and sticks her hand up the duck's arse. After rooting around for about 20 seconds she announces, "That's not an Aylesbury duck, that's a Suffolk duck! This is disgraceful, I come in here for an Aylesbury duck, and you try to fob me off with a Suffolk duck! And anyway, I haven't seen you in the village before, where are you from, young man?"
The lad turns around, drops his trousers, bends over and says, "You're the bloody expert, you tell me!"