The Most Functional English Word ......................

Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your
shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
Shit and Shineola, and those are the people that usually drive like shit.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse
shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the
shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek
without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't
give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A
Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you
happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well, shit
happens...

I think this may have come from George Carlin, but who really gives a shit.

............no shit?

Holy shit.

I wouldn't shit you

shit joke

Coll shit that puddny :)

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word, “fuck.”
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter ‘F,’ Fuck is the only word referred to as the “F word.” It’s the one magical word that, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as with most words in the English language is derived from german, the word freiken, which means to strike, in English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb - John fucked Shirley;
As an intransative verb - Shirley Fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as:
An adjective - John’s doing all the fucking work,
As part of an adverb - Shirley talks too fucking much,
As an adverb enhancing an adjective - Shirley is fucking beautiful,
As a noun - I don’t give a fuck, as a part of a word - abso-fucking-lutely or in-fucking-credible,
And as almost every word in a sentence - Fuck the fucking fuckers.
FUCT IS PRETTY FUNCTIONAL TOO.....

There arent too

Shit! That's fucking great!

fuck this shit

you forgot the french-canadian usage of "fuck" to end a phrase, ex: "i have to go home fuck"

Good shit