Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.


Q: What's the best thing about fucking homeless girls?
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.


Q: What do gay guys call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps"


Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.


As a special added bonus this week:

Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face untill after he's thirteen.

Old, Old, Old, Old and definately old.

Centaur spouted:
Well, sir, I can only apologise for what was an innocent fuck-up.

Thing is, all jokes are old though, aren't they?

It's just that if you haven't heard it before, you don't realise it.


Ya, what he said in reply to the same thing I said about one of his which someone had said about one of mine!!!






now what???

Now we sit back and laugh at ourselves since we're a far bigger joke :-D

Liked them :))

Definitely cack!

:haha:

made me laff :)

Definately Tasteless!!!

Definately Shit

Are these jokes still funny now that we have left secondary school?

whaddymean"we"Tonto???