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May 5, 2004, 12:42
1. My Dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime
2. My Dick is so big, I went to the Viper room and my Dick got right in. I had to stand there and argue with
the doorman
3. My Dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company
4. My Dick is so big, it won't return Speilberg's calls
5. My Dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me in High school
6. My Dick is so big, it has an elevator AND a lobby
7. My Dick is so big, my dick has better credit than I do
8. My Dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum
9. My Dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick
10. My Dick is so big, it has casters
11. My Dick is so big, it's already screwing a girl tomorrow
12. My Dick is so big, ships use it to find their way
13. My Dick is so big, there was once a movie named after it: Godzilla VS. My Dick
14. My Dick is so big, it lives next door
15. My Dick is so big entered it in a big dick contest and it came in first, second and third
16. My Dick is so big, it voted
17. My Dick is so big, it is a better dresser than I am
18. My Dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal
19. My Dick is so big, it's head has only seen my balls in photos
20. My Dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th homerun
21. My Dick is so big, it runs the 440 in fifteen seconds
22. My Dick is so big, it is the walrus kookooka joob
23. My Dick is so big, no matter where I go, my dick always gets there first
24. My Dick is so big, it takes longer lunches than I do
25. My Dick is so big, it contributed $50,000 to the National Democratic Committee
26. My Dick is so big, it was once ambassador to China
27. My Dick is so big, it's gone condo
28. My Dick is so big, it hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee
29. My Dick is so big, it was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick on the team than himself
30. My Dick is so big, I use the Eiffel tower as a French tickler
31. My Dick is so big, when it rains, the head of my dick doesn't get wet
32. My Dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting stiff and killing myself
33. My Dick is so big, I have to use an elastic Zipper
34. My Dick is so big, it has feet
35. My Dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it
36. My Dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off
37. My Dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days
38. My Dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms
39. My Dick is so big, it has investors
40. My Dick is so big, it seats six
41. My Dick is so big, I use a hula-hoop as a cock ring
42. My Dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole
43. My Dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake
44. My Dick is so big, it has an opening act
45. My Dick is so big, I can fuck an elevator shaft
46. My Dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box
47. My Dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings
48. My Dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through
49. My Dick is so big, everytime I get hard I cause a solar eclipse
50. My Dick is so big, it only plays arenas
51. My Dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light
52. My Dick is so big, it was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie
53. My Dick is so big, if you cut it in half you can tell how old I am
54. My Dick is so big, Trump wants to buy it
55. My Dick is so big, we are all a part of it and it's all a part of us
56. My Dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row
57. My Dick is so big, it has its own dick and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick
58. My Dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder
59. My Dick is so big, it only does one show a night
60. My Dick is so big, you can ski down it
61. My Dick is so big, it has an elbow
62. My Dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly
63. My Dick is so big, it has a personal trainer
64. My Dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks
65. My Dick is so big, it has a retractable dome
66. My Dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty
67. My Dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick"
68. My Dick is so big, I'm it's bitch
69. My Dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear
70. My Dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba
71. My Dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it
72. My Dick is so big, it has its own gravity
73. My Dick is so big, NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip
74. My Dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite
75. My Dick is so big, the inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars
76. My Dick is so big, it has a spine
77. My Dick is so big, it has a basement
78. My Dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large and My Dick
79. My Dick is so big, it is more muscular than I am
80. My Dick is so big, it has cable
81. My Dick is so big, it violates 17 zoning laws
82. My Dick is so big, it has a 50-yard line
83. My Dick is so big, it has its own page on the Sierra Club Calendar
84. My Dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and I got a blowjob in Tennessee
85. My Dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free
86. My Dick is so big, I can braid it
87. My Dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard time at the tip, its central in my balls
88. My Dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white and blue and used it as a flag
89. My Dick is so big, I can sit on it
90. My Dick is so big, it can chew gum
91. My Dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds
92. My Dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it
93. My Dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it, but they ran out of cement
94. My Dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it
95. My Dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled to my neck
96. My Dick is so big, you're standing on it
97. My Dick is so big, it only comes into work when it fells like it
98. My Dick is so big, it plays golf with the President
99. My Dick is so big, it charges money for an autograph
100. My Dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick
101. My Dick is so big, it's right behind you.
The END
2. My Dick is so big, I went to the Viper room and my Dick got right in. I had to stand there and argue with
the doorman
3. My Dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company
4. My Dick is so big, it won't return Speilberg's calls
5. My Dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me in High school
6. My Dick is so big, it has an elevator AND a lobby
7. My Dick is so big, my dick has better credit than I do
8. My Dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum
9. My Dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick
10. My Dick is so big, it has casters
11. My Dick is so big, it's already screwing a girl tomorrow
12. My Dick is so big, ships use it to find their way
13. My Dick is so big, there was once a movie named after it: Godzilla VS. My Dick
14. My Dick is so big, it lives next door
15. My Dick is so big entered it in a big dick contest and it came in first, second and third
16. My Dick is so big, it voted
17. My Dick is so big, it is a better dresser than I am
18. My Dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal
19. My Dick is so big, it's head has only seen my balls in photos
20. My Dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th homerun
21. My Dick is so big, it runs the 440 in fifteen seconds
22. My Dick is so big, it is the walrus kookooka joob
23. My Dick is so big, no matter where I go, my dick always gets there first
24. My Dick is so big, it takes longer lunches than I do
25. My Dick is so big, it contributed $50,000 to the National Democratic Committee
26. My Dick is so big, it was once ambassador to China
27. My Dick is so big, it's gone condo
28. My Dick is so big, it hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee
29. My Dick is so big, it was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick on the team than himself
30. My Dick is so big, I use the Eiffel tower as a French tickler
31. My Dick is so big, when it rains, the head of my dick doesn't get wet
32. My Dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting stiff and killing myself
33. My Dick is so big, I have to use an elastic Zipper
34. My Dick is so big, it has feet
35. My Dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it
36. My Dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off
37. My Dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days
38. My Dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms
39. My Dick is so big, it has investors
40. My Dick is so big, it seats six
41. My Dick is so big, I use a hula-hoop as a cock ring
42. My Dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole
43. My Dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake
44. My Dick is so big, it has an opening act
45. My Dick is so big, I can fuck an elevator shaft
46. My Dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box
47. My Dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings
48. My Dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through
49. My Dick is so big, everytime I get hard I cause a solar eclipse
50. My Dick is so big, it only plays arenas
51. My Dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light
52. My Dick is so big, it was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie
53. My Dick is so big, if you cut it in half you can tell how old I am
54. My Dick is so big, Trump wants to buy it
55. My Dick is so big, we are all a part of it and it's all a part of us
56. My Dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row
57. My Dick is so big, it has its own dick and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick
58. My Dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder
59. My Dick is so big, it only does one show a night
60. My Dick is so big, you can ski down it
61. My Dick is so big, it has an elbow
62. My Dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly
63. My Dick is so big, it has a personal trainer
64. My Dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks
65. My Dick is so big, it has a retractable dome
66. My Dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty
67. My Dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick"
68. My Dick is so big, I'm it's bitch
69. My Dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear
70. My Dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba
71. My Dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it
72. My Dick is so big, it has its own gravity
73. My Dick is so big, NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip
74. My Dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite
75. My Dick is so big, the inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars
76. My Dick is so big, it has a spine
77. My Dick is so big, it has a basement
78. My Dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large and My Dick
79. My Dick is so big, it is more muscular than I am
80. My Dick is so big, it has cable
81. My Dick is so big, it violates 17 zoning laws
82. My Dick is so big, it has a 50-yard line
83. My Dick is so big, it has its own page on the Sierra Club Calendar
84. My Dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and I got a blowjob in Tennessee
85. My Dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free
86. My Dick is so big, I can braid it
87. My Dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard time at the tip, its central in my balls
88. My Dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white and blue and used it as a flag
89. My Dick is so big, I can sit on it
90. My Dick is so big, it can chew gum
91. My Dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds
92. My Dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it
93. My Dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it, but they ran out of cement
94. My Dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it
95. My Dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled to my neck
96. My Dick is so big, you're standing on it
97. My Dick is so big, it only comes into work when it fells like it
98. My Dick is so big, it plays golf with the President
99. My Dick is so big, it charges money for an autograph
100. My Dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick
101. My Dick is so big, it's right behind you.
The END