O.K so there's this businessman who gets done for some enormous embezzlement. He gets 2 years for it. The thing is he's a bit of a posh chap used to the finer things in life and he's worried that the prison sex-cases are going to take a fancy to him. His arse is so pasty and well-fed.

His first night inside and sure enough he's shown to his cell and introduced to his cellmate. The guy is six-feet tall, made of muscle and dressed in nothing but a thong. Jesus, thinks the businessman. He unpacks his things, gets into bed and undresses under vthe duvet. He can feel his cellmate's eyes on him the whole time.

Suddenly it's lights out . Complete darkness. Quivering, he pulls the duvet up to his chin. Half an hour passes and he;s just waiting for it to happen. He just wants it to be over. Then he hears his cellmate speak.

"Hey, new boy!" the bloke says. "We're going to play a little game in here tonight."

Fucking hell thinks the businesman.

"Do you know what this game's called? the cellmate asks him.
"It's called Mummies and Daddies. Now who do you want to be? Do you want to be the mummy? Or the daddy?"

The businesman thinks about it for a moment. Jesus, he thinks. I'd better be the daddy.

"I'll be the daddy, please," he says.

"Right" says the cellmate. "Come over here and suck mummy's cock."

:)) not bad