My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.

:))

Toned down the jokes then MargaritaMan, still not bad though :))

I'm surprised. Thats a lot better than the shite jokes you normally post. ;)

Well done.

Decent joke, but the thread title kinda ruined the punchline.

old one but a good'un

I remember this with Parker and Lady Penelope!

Maninblack spouted:
I remember this with Parker and Lady Penelope! I missed that episide of Thunderbirds.

harry007jnr spouted:
Decent joke, but the thread title kinda ruined the punchline.

Bah, someone changed the thread title and now I look like an idiot! (okay, so I always look like an idiot)

Much better though, I'll even give it an :))