View Full Version : fitting in in Louisiana


bluerabie
Jul 24, 2002, 00:15
the key to fitting in in Louisiana? Under no circumstances are you to bathe or shave more than twice a week. If you do happen to bathe, for god's sake don't leave the house for at least a full day.

catch_52
Jul 24, 2002, 03:10
and you must show us yer tits

netniV
Jul 24, 2002, 10:06
Hmm... wouldn't it just be easier to bathe in a pile of horse shite ;-)

bluerabie
Jul 24, 2002, 10:56
ahhhh - hadn't thought of that! niv, yer a genius!

netniV
Jul 24, 2002, 12:12
Please please, don't mention it, but it'll cost you $49.99 per second that you use my idea ;-)

bluerabie
Jul 25, 2002, 05:23
During the actual horseshit bathe itself? Or for all the time that I wear it?

mark knipe
Jul 25, 2002, 05:47
Wouldn't the ability to play a banjo, chew tabacco, and squeal like a pig help you fit in just as well.

CapaC
Jul 25, 2002, 18:34
and own a half dead dog and a hard wood chair to put on your porch.