Newlyweds arrive at their honeymoon hotel and go to the desk. "Excuse me sir" says the young lady, "Can we have the bridal suite?"
"Have you a reservation?" asks the clerk.
"Well if he tries it on I don't think I'll enjoy anal" she replies.

Newlyweds arrive at their honeymoon hotel and go to the desk. "Excuse me sir" says the young man, "Can we have a suite?"
"would you like the Bridal?" asks the clerk
he replies "no, i'll just hold her by the ears".

hugo-a-gogo, that took me three reads to understand. I am dim.

I'll have to be the sweet innocent virgin on that one, as even after 5 times I still don't understand ;)

ha ha ha :) like 'em both :)