Ok girls - do you prefer hairy men or would you rather they shaved their chests and behinds (e.g. Jean-Claude Van Damme)??

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I think I would be scared if my man shaved his chest and behind. That's not an idea that occurs 'naturally' to a man. I might think he was gay.

My BF has a polite ammount of hair and I find it VERRY sexy.

How does one know if they have a polite amount?

I like my man nice and hairy i wouldnt like it if he looked like the yeti but i hate bald chests :)

for some reason, i LOVE a thick bush...not a crazy jungle vine growing up the belly and down the legs, but a nice, thick triangle in its designated area, with the lips shaved.

my girl thinks its strange...

I shave accordingly. Hair only where hair belongs.. the 'ol muff. But on occasion I will shave more so I just have a 'landing strip' , my BF likes it, I like they way my pussy feels shaved. If I were going down on a girl I think I'd like at least the 'lips' shaved... but that's a big IF.

And the way for a man to tell if he has a polite ammount of hair is:
1)Can you see skin behind the hair on your chest

2)The hair is on your chest and does not wrap around to your back (ie: it does NOT look like you're wearing a hairy vest)

3)When wearing a shirt your chest hair does not look like it's trying to escape through your collor and climb up your neck.

4)Your woman occasionally runs her fingers through it, and they DON'T get caught in massive clumps of hair.

5)When your woman strokes your chest it is sexy and erotic... not like she's petting a sheepdog.

6)Hair on your posterior DOES NOT look like you have a shrub stuffed in your ass crack !

7)If you were on a nude beach and the newspapers could use your picture under the headline 'Big Foot Goes To The Beach' and or 'Yetti Seen On Beach' you have WAY too much hair.

I'm as bold as a bold thing, no hair on the nut sack no pubes no under arm hair nothing. I wax myself once a weak.....oh just remembered I need to do my but crack tonight.

It makes me more aerodynamic.

LTS spouted:
It makes me more aerodynamic.

Do you cycle in the nude, or run naked? If you have no hair anywhere on your body don't you feel like one of those hairless chihuahuas ??

And if you get all hot and sweaty during sex do you just slip and slide all over your partner? That could be a slip and fall hazard!

I might like if my man shaved his privates once and a while to be kinky. But he has to have hair on the rest of his body, otherwise what (besides the sex pieces) makes him different from a woman? ewww

my g/f shaved of my pubes...its a funny feeling...very erotic an u feel like a porn star...which is nice

My BF has told me that HE wants to shave my box. I might let him... but he only has experiance shaving his face. This is a more delicate procedure. I don't know if I should let him. I don't think he'll slice one of my lips off or anything; but I did cut myself once. And boy did it sting !

What do you guys think? Should I let him shave me?

let him!!!! fun n erotic.... wax stripped my lass once now that was fun but not erotic

I've shaved my love a couple times

I (and most likely all men) see it as the most glorious thing in the world and as such are very gentle when shaving it.

Oh and on the issue my wife says she loves my hair. She always laughs at men with no chest hair.

Oh my Gawd... Are you guys serious? Talk about Good Morning, Ardee... Wow.. Been away from the board for months, and look at what I come back to :-)

I'm like a gorilla. My GF's words. Shoulders, back, ass, legs, the lot. I think I should hang on to this GF cos she seems to dig it. At least the chest hair. I think she's indifferent to the rest of it. Women's attitude to hair scares me. When you've got as much as I have, there's precious little I can (or will) do about it. Waxing? Fuck that.

Hey Dreamseeker Welcome BACK!!!!!!

Oh, and I thought that "hairy vest" was hilarious. Theres not much worse than a woolly back and toes with BIG BLACK CURLY HAIRS on them. BRB, off to spew.

I'm no Richard Keys, but i'm not exactly Duncan Goodhew either

Average hairy with (weekly chainging) facial hair do?

Actually that brings me a thread I've been consdiering starting since I came on here all those days ago. What's the world's current stance on facial hair? About a year ago I read somewhere that it was a distinct no no, but these days lots of people seem o have goatees, or at least a bit of a 5 o clock shadow. I myself favoured a handlebar moustache for the past few weeks, but am being drawn back to goatee country once again...

what are your opinions on moustache's what type should i get?

http://members.lycos.co.uk/atotalwasteoftime/index.php?
section=content&page=moustache

P.S this is not just an excuse for a plug honest :cool:

I thinkit depends what shape of face you have to suit a goatee and what colour of hair. I quite like goatees last year at my mum and dads ruby wedding party this guy walked into the room and i thought ow whes dishy he had a lovely goatee then i realised it was my cousin who i hadnt seen for about 20 years hehe.
Moustaches are oks till you come to shave them off then you end up looking right baby faced :)

Hmmm, I'm in that weird category of not having a hairy back, and only a slightly hair chest, but from the waist down look like I'm wearing a buffalo suit. Give me horns and I'd look like Pan, feckin hell where are my pipes?

Does that include your ass? So many girls seem to think a hairy ass is some crime against one of the minor and more peace-loving religions.

If a girl doesn't like who you are then she isn't worth your time. Lets quit bowing to the whims of these damn sirens! Stand up and be Men!

I have pretty damn hairy legs and a hairy ass too but I've never had a problem with it.

hear hear! Male Suffrage!

Have to agree with capac again ( oh how i hate saying that )
but the same applies to men liking women for what they are to:)

Go ahead and let him shave you. He will treat it like a doctor doing an operation. I have to have a little hair but only a little. Catch_52 is not hairy and he has polite hariness. I shave down south on occasion I love the wa it feels and so does Catch_52!

Nods at Jemm-It's okay...it's not your fault I'm right.

Agreed on the flip side of that too Jemm.

mmmkay.... this has got me wondering now, if you have a hairy asscrack, what the FUCK can you do about it? Bit difficult to shave it yourself. Waxing.... only if you don't want to sit down for a fucking fortnight....

Run through a fire? drop a lit match down your skiddies?

the options are endless....

You can always make a bet with a very close (girl) friend and lose it intentionally.

Have you ever wondered why we were given hairy arses pussys and armpits in the first place there must be a good reason but i can't think of one :)

attract mice? lemmings?

To rid youself of a hairy ass crack, use a cream like Nair. The smell will go away with a shower and some nice body lotion. And that burning sensation should go away in 2 or 3 days.... hopefully.

2 or 3 days? You women are rediculous. The hair in those places (as far as I care to think on it at this moment) only appears durring puberty. Maybe it was more or less a signal that the person was physicaly able to reproduce.

i think hair goes in those places to act as a sort of filter like nose hairs. and what would dingleberries be without butt hairs to cling on to? they'd be floating in the toilet...

Hmm yes capac i relalise the thing about puberty i was more thinking about well .....like eyebrows are to protect the eyes kind off .... so what is arse hair protecting etc :)

Pubic hair is to protect the poor guys eyes from a direct view of the vagina. Once in it's clutches the only way out is death...or a really really really good lawyer. Pit hair might be to add more surface area to allow for better cooling and possibly cause less skin to skin friction in movement of the arm.

So does that mean that butt hair is for less cheek to cheek friction?

righty-o

Oh once again i have learnt something new ........ i am begining to feel like jade she learnt something new everyday.

Why dont we have more hair down the insides of our legs then?

There would be too much static build up when people walk

yeah, but think of the sex!!!!!

True, even though you'll stick together like fuzzy felts

Jemm if a woman lets her pudic hair grow to full potential there should be ample amount to reduce friction whist walking.

pubic!

Hmm do you think this would be enough capac > :) http://atlantic.photoisland.com/sessions/97627587641/14036164lg.jpg

Jemm...that would be enough to make a cat.

...accually I think I see one forming in there somewhere...
;)

Crikey

Steve Irwin would get lost exploring in that bush.

I think theres a whole pride of lions in there never mind cats :)

Damn, where is that picture???

Rightyo as i said in a posting else were the site i was posting my pics on dosen't wanna play so i have gone back to lycos.
This isn't the original pic but i thought it was even better :)

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jemmsworld/hpbimg/hairy_beaver.jpg

Tsk. The Germans get everywhere....

OMG, Talk about in need of a trim!!!

Do you think she gets underarm lice?

bleahhhhh

That would be one hell of an infestation.


Not only could you plait that stuff, you could also stuff three ikea couches, and make a carpet for a 30ft room.

Perhaps they should use her on the Lady shave advert before and after shots hehe.

Ladyshave? Flymo advert more like

You reckon a flymo would get through that lot??

Industrial Strength Strim and Edger. Perhaps. But the string would probably need replacing regularly.

BGVFC21 spouted:
So does that mean that butt hair is for less cheek to cheek friction?

why so much hair on topo the head then?

for less hat to head friction, obviously :S

You lose 80% of your body heat through your head. Which is why mum always tells you to put a hat on in the winter. I guess hair is our natural insulator.

Do you know what I just spotted?

This thread was started by a MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O

Bluerabie, tut tut.

Shocking.

I will let this one go, as its 5 pages long and still in full flow.

But don't let me catch you doing it again ;)

Hey now - I started it in "Talking About">>>"Everything" --The Big Doggie moved it....:hurt:

Redundant post,

but worth the effort'

After lifting off a brassire. nice , fine, breasts, , large , firm,...

There was long hairs surroung both nipples, about 1" in length, (30 cm?), kind of like eyelashes in the round....only much longer,...

Had a girl that performed fellation, but used her long, brown, hair as a ....well....como se dice en englais? ...well, sort of a glove. definitely stimulating. Had forgotten about that...

Do you mean the hair on her head though ? :)

urk - fraid so....teehee

I sometimes wish i had long hair cos i must admit i think in some of the films i have watched were the woman uses her long hair for stroking teasing etc that it always looks very erotic:)

I have mid length ie past my shoulders but not down my back, hair, and while the thought of it could be considered erotic, that one stroke too far, and you are looking at having a hard time getting your hairbrush through the thatch.

YES !

oh, by the way, girls - NEVER EVER EVER cut your hair short.

I have had short hair since i was about 14 year old :)

i like a small amount of hair on my man.. he don't like large amounts of hair on me.. he offers to shave me any time any place (place of body that is) and yes when a man shaves you down south, he is as careful as a doctor!

I promise you I prolly got the hairiest chest on this site. I bet if all the male members of Dogbomb took off their shirts I'd be the most macho dude around.

P.S: Grrrr!!!

Well dont be shy Pooper we dont mind having a looky at any pics you care to send :)

well, I'd say I'm hirsute, but not to the oint of counterevolution....

I like them quite hairy too, just look at the mister for evidence of that!

ack - I thought he was wearing a gorilla...

I have shaved my crotch for a year now and i love having the feeling right after gettting out of the shower of having a completely bare crotch, and set of balls!! I love is sooooo much and i recomend for any guy to do the smae thing, iit is a great feeling!!!

A friend of mine says my torso looks as if I have a zip thats come undone from between my pecs to my waist, revealing the werewolf beneath. And a damn fine crab ladder it is too, but would prefer to be smooth. Too gutless to wax (would do it for charity, tho), and I've heard that if you shave your chest, it just comes back thicker. Any one know if this is true?

Did shave my balls on a whim once. Fucking itched for ages afterwards: guys do NOT do it in a humid climate!

Aaaand I pluck my monobrow. Is that sexy?

Help! I need answers!

hairy everywhere apart from the face, chest and back, i h8 facial hair its horrible on men.....
yes, i am a girl..........if u were wondering.

I like hair and lots of it. Id rather a hairy back and arse than witness a man sharing my girly products. What next make up? Tights? manicures? NOOOOOOO. Waxing of the eyebrows is however exceptable. the 'unibrow' is a turn off.

Hannahspanner spouted:
I like them quite hairy too, just look at the mister for evidence of that!

Oi! cow.....

true tho :)

I prefer no hair anywhere excpet for under the arms and on the legs and on the head!!!1
Shave or wax everything else, it is a wonderful feeliong to fuck and womand who is perfectly smootha dn feel her perefectly smooth crothch aganist yours!! Also if your partner has a landing strip or so on in her crotch then the shaved skin on the male gives added plesure when he rubs the har of te woman!!!

Art Malik got naked in Holby city last night. Covered in hair. ( except on his head ) A real man.