the bitches spawned a thread "what word do you hate" an i ask what word do you really like.... uuh maybe a comparison of the bad uns
mine has to be MONEY

Flange.

sexual (normally followed by chickens but you ask for one word)

'Plinth'

Fucking love that one!

FRIDAY

need i say any more?

Beefcurtains
Self explainatory!!!!!

happy birthday

(Hands mark a box of porn)

KleptoMaenee
Vroka, means knickers
Vroma, means scubber

YEAT...it's townie slang for "fuck off" or "fuck you."

yell it at a group of people you really dont like...sure they wont have any idea what it means, but they'll KNOW it isnt good.

Shenannigans

Yer shenannigans is a classy word.

I have to say one of my favorite words is ethnocentrism. I don't know why though.

Crevice
Its fantastic but it doesn't beat moist
andy
"if jesus loves me why does he never phone"

Moist crevice mmm...

thats something to get your teeth into
andy
"if jesus loves me why does he never phone"

I like ROTL CWM and DRNDL

"crack open yo legs"?

you liked it when your cellmate said that, bub?

Cunt is still so useful and concise. When you need to get to the point there's nothing like a boot to the cunt!

hear hear bassoon - so gutteral, so gutter....

I have to say I agree with Lintuk on - plinth one of my alll time faves!

I also love Obstreperous and Obtuse
Just lob them into everyday conversation with a subhuman and watch them phaze out......

boy this is a pretty frequent change...


I like nacho.

Shiny is good

as in 'shiny', 'shiny thing'

My favourite word is "furtling"

or 'fettle'

fet-tle: to fiddle with, maintain or fix one's shiny man-toy.
e.g Bike or remote control airship

My second favourite word is 'Chelp'

Chelp = Backchat, lip, or cheek.

As in

"I'll have less of yer chelp"

I think it's one of those regional words from around these parts.

I think you have to be about 60 or above to use it though.

Ooh, Lintuk, we got remote control airship, hubbys birthday present very shiny...

I also like squelchy...

Spurt!

dollops

fortitude

and

twittlebee

(ok, so i made the second one up. So shoot me.)

mad as a onion .............. how i describe jessicas mates dad :)

mad as a balloon works well also. Accurate in describing most people on here.

PINCHO! Sorry, holiday memories flooding back. It was a popularly uttered word in my caravan.

Mad as two balloons, in extreme circumstances. Like the above post.

I like the word 'Miscreant'

Don't know why, just do.

discombobulated

CapaC spouted:
I have to say one of my favorite words is ethnocentrism. I don't know why though.

Cos you think Canadians are better? :alien:

Bad joke. I'll get my coat

NUMPTY



need I saw more :o

init

i just love that

sprocket

ohhhhh sodomy and sodomite

payday
bedroom
platinum
speedboat
sunset/nightime
laser
dogbomb, gotta admit dogBb, is word of the last 3 years/ 2?

Mr Pedantic says:

Laser isn't really a word, It's an acronym

bluerabie kicks his "Mr. Pedantic" Voodoo Doll in the groin

here's an interesting site on the subject
http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words10.html

btw, SUSSURUSS is a beautiful word.

SNUFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Martyr

What can I say, I think "Y" should get more lime light in the vowel area

My favourite word would have to be "netniV" ... gotta love me :)

'Cos I keep saying it so much:

'spiffy'

Moist has a nice ring to it.

here's an interesting site on the subject, bluerabie's link had the word Rosemary,

How about Nosemary? :)

"Pants" always makes me smile.

i'd hate to even ask why Pants makes you smile... unless it's coz you keep walkin' into the male changing rooms wantin' to fondle their pants?

No, just short and straight to the point. My god what did I just write there. :-)

"Nincompoop"

severely under used word

A word ripped from a quote of some dead guy's review of a Shakespeare play or summat.

And I swear this is true, we used to say it all the time after seeing it in English.....

'Boondoggling'

Well, I've never actually heard of that word before now. I wouldn't mind knowing what it means.

The crap play was described as 'A crass display of boondoggling'. So I guess it means bad or shit acting.

Hmm... I wonder if it's in a dictionary anywhere?

The following words are all fantastic (a range of 'i'nsults and 'c'ompliments)

melons (c)
batty (i)
nonce (i)
flirt (c)
colloid (neither)
circumspect (neither)

does any body know if theres a thread on the following

best one liner
best one liner insults
innuendo -

or names people give to stuff
like bra = over shoulder boulder holders?

start a thread!!

netniV spouted:
Hmm... I wonder if it's in a dictionary anywhere?

I googled it, and got this:

>A. n. a. (See quots. 1935.) b. A trivial, useless, or unnecessary
>undertaking; wasteful expenditure. B. v. intr. To engage in trifling
>or frivolous work. Hence boondoggler, boondoggling.
>
>1935 H. L. ICKES Secret Diary (1953) I. 435, I am for substantial,
>worth-while, and socially desirable public works, while Hopkins is
>for what has come to be known as boondoggling. 1937 Amer. Speech
>XII. 6 [In the 1936 American election] boondoggling became the
>current term for describing the waste assertedly evident
>in..government agencies and bureaus. Administrators of relief became
>boondogglers to the Republican press and orators. 1947 Chicago
>Tribune 8 June I. 22/2 The cost of this boondoggle has been
>estimated at perhaps 50 million dollars. 1949 R. K. MERTON Social
>Theory (1951) vi. 178 This eliminates the very rationale of the
>intellectual's work and dissipates his interest in his work, leading
>to the 'boon doggling neurosis'. 1969 N.Y. Rev. Books 2 Jan. 5
>(heading) Nixon and the arms race: the bomber boondoggle.

And

this (http://www.boondoggleman.com) rather scary link.

Your right, that is a fuckin' freaky site.. but if it's freaky, does that make it normal on this site, or is it too freaky to be normal?

No, this site's no more freaky than your average copy of Loaded. That site's just......wrong

Comes back from link.


*bleeding from eyes*

It....was....so wrong.

Simeon posted my favourite word earlier, but I have to repeat it as it's so good.

Flange.

Another good word is ointment.

Just waiting for the site linked above to load, and looking forward to it, from the last couple of posts...

Well bugger me sideways with a large root vegetable, I don't know what to say about that (http://www.boondoggleman.com/) site, it's just so unique, so fantastic, so wrong...

:broken:

Marsupial. That one is always fun to say. Same with Stationary.

hm. boondoggle is a fairly common word here in the states, along with "hornswoggle".

or maybe it's "hornswaggle".

*jumps in*

Try this one on for size. Digerati. Yeah!

first word that pops up is:
- discordian
- bitchass
- danger
- cunt

I like:

Closed.

Bugger.

So simple.

Your right, "Closed" is so simple.

pootle

has anyone else noticed that some words are more pleasant to type than others? Much like a word rolling pleasantly off the tongue, a word that rolls off the fingers can be very satisfying...

umm, now i think about it, yes but i cant think witch words

yeah, i know.... me neither....

like worlds that you dont have to stretch to get at the letters

this word has long slipped into disuse, I'm sure, and I can't even remember where I heard it - (maybe in Chaucer) - but it's a word for a person who reeks of having had sex.... SMELLISMOCK

I like NIFTY.......
Also TWAT....that word makes me chuckle every time I say it. Don't know why........just does

The word that i like is Frippet
A lovely word that nava officers use for wrens meaning useless women
andy

Snatch, twat, cunt, minge, fanny, beef.... see where im going?
Also love BASTARD!

Spoon. I like saying that.

used

Defenestrated.

Oh, and floccinaucinihilipilification.

Also I quite like tuppence. Most people my age don't know what it means which amuses me :)

i think so brain, but were're already naked

that has to be one of the best shows on earth, but i digress pondering

futtock, dont know what it means but kenneth williams used to say it, oh and cordwangler

Burgle: To burgularise someones belongings (is I just burgled netniV's underware) To steal.

I love the word burgle

i love it when ppl bungle a burgle

fagotry

Words you like? try the takeover word-sense (http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/go/takeover/)

what a bloody good idea netniV.

pitty i cant muster anouth brain cell(s) to reply

pb468 spouted:
pitty i cant muster anouth brain cell(s) to reply

What??

Exactly Chunkus. Exactly.

Sabotage
Phenobarbitol
Deuce
Phuck
Igloo
Rapture
Gondwanaland
Suck


Abyssinia...around

Spacker is my favorite word... 'cause of the nostalgia thing.

chunkus spouted:


What??

What a fantastic avatar !

Orrery

aplomb

That's one word that Al likes to use a lot on me ... Onery ... not aplumb.

'CockRocket'

tube steak tuna tacos furburger sssweet tonsil massage
cocksmoker pink mafia cock pipe cock block tities
dick breath etc. etc etc

Diaphanous.
Consarnit!
Dangnabbit!
Varmint.
Grizzled.
Yarrest seagoing vessel.
Drizzle.

bimble
preponderant
horticulture

I like the word nuts. It goes with anything. Failing that the word cunt i like cos its nice and offencive...

Fucknuckle. Use it loudly, while pointing at someone.

Perpendicular.

rendezvous, cos you can say it in a load of ways...
rendez voos (Brummie stylee)
wondeyvoo (Wossie stylee)
or, of course, rendyvoo

another thing i like is
"ding-dong" - great for quotes

"Blowjob" May have allready been used, too lazy to look

Sipit! I think that it is a nonsence word but I still like it!

Cumquat is cool too!

I always liked smeg, without ever being really sure what it meant. Even more so when I saw a range of kitchen stuff called Smeg.

Minge is a good expressive word. USe it when you can't use cunt (the best of them all).

Smeg is dickcheese for want of a better description.

Smeg is short for smegma, which is residual sperm.
Dick cheese, I have already registered complaints about in other threads.

As for my favorite words?
Quim and wainscotting.

Jay:rolleyes:

Shenanigans is a word that i have just read in paper and thought it would be another of the all time fav words.....

HAH, it's IRISH, ye heard me :)

OBO, or TUBA or hmmmm, MANGO

Cloaca
its the combined excretory/reproductive orifice in crocodiles and maybe some other things
use it when someone is both an arsehole and a cunt

at the moment ihave found i have a fond attatchment to the words 'shawaddywaddy' and also 'Donkey poop' but this has to be said..."donkapoop"...why is this? i fear i will never know....what are your fave words?

twat.

Short, and to the point.
And you can say it with such conviction too.

this has been done before.

But I'm going for CUNT

Mellifluous for sonorosity.

Cunt for versatility.

da da, merged.

Moribund

hyperbole
autumnal
encapsulate
forgive

parochial

gargoyle

Uh? This thread is nearly a year old, one of my first ones!!!

well.. er... CUNTYBOLLOCKS is a recent fave of mine

not sure if its been said yet, but

discombobulate

is a particular fave.