AnthillMob
May 13, 2004, 18:32
A little old couple prepares to go to bed.
They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world
was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart American football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another
one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one
and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to
get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives
it everything he's got, and accidentally he shits
in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"!
They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world
was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart American football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another
one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one
and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to
get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives
it everything he's got, and accidentally he shits
in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"!