staysinvegas
May 14, 2004, 00:08
well this is an old one, but i feel i have to contribute since i'm always enjoying others' jokes.
two fleas meet up in florida every year in a hotel room. one year, one of the fleas shows up and sees the other one relaxing on the plush bed, comfortable as can be. he can't believe his eyes, since he's cold and shivering and nearly frostbitten. upon looking at his freezing friend the first flea asks what happened to him. the second flea replies, "oh my god, i'm so cold, i think i'm going to die. i spent the whole trip here in some biker's beard, going down the highway". the first flea says, "there's your mistake. dude, this is what i do: when i want to make it down here, i go to the airport, i look for the cutest flight attendant there, i quietly climb up her leg, past her knee past her thigh, all the way up and i stay...well you know where i stay. trust me, do that next year".
so jump to a year later and the first flea is comfortably sitting on the hotel bed, relaxing and comortable. the second flea enters and is again frostbitten and shivering. his friend says, "dude, what happened didn't you take my advice about the flight attendant?" the second flea says "i did everything you said. i went to the airport, i found the cutest attendant there, i climbed up her leg and stayed where you told me to stay. it was so comfortable that i fell asleep. next thing you know, i wake up and i'm in some biker's beard, going down the highway"
two fleas meet up in florida every year in a hotel room. one year, one of the fleas shows up and sees the other one relaxing on the plush bed, comfortable as can be. he can't believe his eyes, since he's cold and shivering and nearly frostbitten. upon looking at his freezing friend the first flea asks what happened to him. the second flea replies, "oh my god, i'm so cold, i think i'm going to die. i spent the whole trip here in some biker's beard, going down the highway". the first flea says, "there's your mistake. dude, this is what i do: when i want to make it down here, i go to the airport, i look for the cutest flight attendant there, i quietly climb up her leg, past her knee past her thigh, all the way up and i stay...well you know where i stay. trust me, do that next year".
so jump to a year later and the first flea is comfortably sitting on the hotel bed, relaxing and comortable. the second flea enters and is again frostbitten and shivering. his friend says, "dude, what happened didn't you take my advice about the flight attendant?" the second flea says "i did everything you said. i went to the airport, i found the cutest attendant there, i climbed up her leg and stayed where you told me to stay. it was so comfortable that i fell asleep. next thing you know, i wake up and i'm in some biker's beard, going down the highway"