Septimus
May 14, 2004, 18:26
A twelve year old boy walks into a brothel and demands to see the Madam. The Madam asks what she can do for the lad. ‘ I would like to fuck a prostitute that has a bad case of syphilis please’ says the boy. The Madam is shocked. ‘ Why do you want to get syphilis?’ asks the Madam. ‘ I want to fuck the babysitter so she catches it’ says the lad ‘ and then she will fuck my dad who will give it to my mum who will then screw the milkman and he’s the bastard who run over my pet hedgehog!’