A traffic cop pulls a man over for speeding....

cop: May I see your driver's license, sir?

driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended two year ago.

cop: May I see the owners' papers for this vehicle?

driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

cop: The car is stolen?

driver: Yup. But come to think of it, I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

cop: There's a gun in the glove box?

driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it afterI shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

cop: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:

captain: Sir, can I see your license?

driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

captain: Who's car is this?

driver: It's mine, officer.
captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove
box.

captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

captain: I don't understand. The officer
who stopped you said you told him you didn't
have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the
trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding,
too.

:haha:
excellent, I'm gonna have to try that one day
:haha:
this should be BOB'd IMO

What is BOB'd?

Best of Board - but I don't think it's worth it - seen it before ;)

Nah, it's good, but a repeat. :)

Seen it before, but still good.

Thanks Ugh_tC, I'd always wondered.

As for the joke: Good but seen it all before

Pretty good:))

top gag made me laff :D