Whats your most embaressing moment?

Button went at the top of my trousers in a roller skating rink.

Had to leave the rink section and go to the desk holding up my trousers.
Embarassing having to ask for a safety pin.

Also thought I'd let out a small quiet fart in a small room at work that was populated by a small number of women aged 40-60's. Turned out to be a bit of a rectum rattler of epic proportions. - Very very embarassing, went bright red and couldn't blame anyone else.

Uh-uh-no way, I started writing my most embarrasing moment which happened when I was about 10 years old but realised that there was no way I was gonna tell that story, it's going the the grave with me.

I dunno. The vomit episode I described in the Hounds board was quite bad. I have another thing that happened to me quite early on in my a levels.

For some reason, despite doing my a levels at the school I'd attended since the age of 11, I found myself sinking to new levels of awkwardness and embarrassment at my general existence. I think it had something to do with the fact that I was mixing with a group of people I'd never really known that well before my a levels, due to the weird social politics system enforced upon us by our school's admin. Anyway, I only mention it because it bears on the story I'm about to tell.

We were all sitting in our history class, discussing something about one of the people who frequented a group who refused to come into the common room, insisting instead on sitting outside and playing Magic: The Gathering. I think this is a nationwide phenomenon since my girlfriend talks of the same group of people hanging outside of her common room in York.

Anyway there we were, and it just so happened that I thought of something uncommonly witty to say on the subject, so overcoming my otherwise reticence, I opened my mouth to speak my brain. I think the comment was something along the lines of 'yes, he's a donkey', or something equally as incisive. Involuntarily and completely spontaneously, my mouth filled up with spit, perhaps due to the nerves and general difficulty of the situation, having to impress all these dead cool people.

As I got half-way through my exceptionally great sentence, I involuntarily guffawed, and this great big gobbet of spit came flying out of my mouth to land on the front of my history file with a big 'splat'. I just stopped, unable to believe what had just happened, and regarded the splatter with horror, as all around me broke into fits of giggles and hilarity. I suppose it was a better reaction than my comment would have got, but I was utterly mortified. I think it was a long time before I attempted to say anything amusing in public again...

hm. I was in a production of "Pirates of Penzance" once...pants fell down. Jock Strap only.
*>bluerabie goes into convulsions<*

had a teacher damn near give me an award un fron of the entire school for being the biggest looser in the whole school

(Cries to himself)

Mine has to be walking down the road to go home from work one day when they elastic went in my knickers and they fell to the floor all i could think of to do was to step out of them pick them up and carry on :)

When i got married i was photgraphed nude and very drunk wandering round my hotel room drunk in blackpool on my stag night, It was cold and i was being held down by ten men so the resulting photos are not exactly flattering. Everyone i know has seen them
thats embarrassing but at least i didn;t get my eyelids superglueed shut which is what happened to the geordie stag that stayed in the same hotel as me
andy
If jesus loves me why does he never phone"

I think that mine has to be One night I was very drunk and I had smokes a lot of pot. I was standing next to a porch railing and decided to hop up and sit on it. Well I sat on it for about 2 seconds and then went over the side and landed in a barrel. I was laughing so hard that I could not move and get out of the situation that I was in I had to just sit there and let everyone come and see what had happened. That really sucked.

OK, this is a one time only short version of this story, and I will not answer any further questions about it ;)

I was at a housewarming party, of a work colleague, several years ago, before I got married. I was doing the rounds, chatting socially, mostly to peeps I didnt know, coz I'm good like that when I have had a few...

Anyway, to cut a long story etc, this girl I had been chatting to earlier, and met once before, came over to me, while I was choosing some music, sat down on the floor next to me, and kissed me quite thoroughly..

That wasnt embarrassing, Im not arssed about that at all. What was embarrassing was at that exact moment, the CD I was waiting to change ended, and the room went totally silent. There was this scream, and I broke away from her, looked around, and every single bastard work colleague was looking straight at me.

Them in the kitchen were crowded round the door, and them in the lounge were giving me the evil eye.

If there was ever a moment in my life that I hoped I would fit into a cd player, then that was it.

Thanks for sharing!

Now that's embarrassing

Do I win a prize?

UberMinx spouted:
Do I win a prize?

What prize would you like?

i had been taking a shower and i didnt know that my parents and my girlfriends parents had arrived already. i came out of the shower nekked without even looking up or realizing they were in the room. that's when i suggested my girlfriend and i have a quickie "before the parents arrive."

Zipping up my wanker while changing at a public beach when i was around 10 years old (also qualifies As Most Painful)

I had one similar to you mryprank my dad used to do a lot of hunting and shooting and had a large collection of guns which every so often the police had to come and check ie to make sure they were locked in a gun safe blah blah.
This one particular hot day i had just had a shower and walked out of the bathroom wrapped in my bath towel to be met by the most gorgeous looking copper id ever seen, in my mad rush to get into my bedroom i tripped over and landed naked on the landing floor the copper laughed and said to my dad " well it seems i have seen your double barrel now can i see the rest of your guns " :)

good thing you didnt shoot him

Damn if a cop said that to my kid I'd have a very serious talk to him about respecting people.

Well it probablly didnt help that my dad was laughing like mad was a long time ago now but i can still remember my face lol .