A Glesga burd is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and
bleeding.

The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"

Girl: "Awright"

Medic: "What's your name?"

Girl: "Senga."

Medic: "OK Senga, is this your car?"

Girl: "Aye."

Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"

Girl: "Fu***n' Springburn."

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i thought it was cute.

when i heard that first, it was 'fackin romford, innit'
nice one tho

Ah, you can always culturalise these types of jokes to the area you are appealing towards. :)