Another Gelsga burd was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till
she's lying flat out on the floor.

Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."

Girl: "Ok."

Medic: "Ok the how many fingers am I putting up?"

Girl: "Oh my god I'm paralysed fae' the waist down!"

excellent.

Well done:youwin:

Easily adaptable into a blonde joke.... superb :D

Heard it before as an Essex girl joke.

top joke :)

Class!

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LMFAO!!!!!! top!

OLD JOKE.....

:haha::haha::haha:

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