A man steps into the confessional booth and says "forgive me father for i have sinned." To which the priest replies "What have you done my son?"

"Last night I cheated on my wife with five young college girls"

The priest replies "say 5 hail mary's for every girl you slept with, the go home and suck the juice of 5 lemons."

"Why the five lemons father?" asks the man.

"It will wipe that goddamn smile off your face!"

funny vewry funny :D

Love religous jokes!

i dont think the priest would have said goddamn.

but eh. :D

Very good, :))