Imagine if all major brands started making their own condoms and keeping the same tagline.....

Sainsburys Condoms - making life taste better

Tescos Condoms - every little helps

AA Condoms - To our members, we're the 4th emergency service!

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

Yorkie bar condoms - its not for girls

ooh I forgot

McDonalds - I'm lovin' it

Pretty sure this is a repeat, but it's still quite funny :)

*shrugs* I dragged it up from an old 3 year old email ...

Yup definately a repeat. :)

*shrugs* I ahdnt seen it for three years - so blergh