inspired by dilbert the quote goes

'do you know your sitting in your own filth;

when someone was interviewing dilbert in the bath

'not the best way to get clean'

is there anything else you can think of that we do or say that defys logic if you think about it long enough

Yeah, mineral water with a best before date.

i saw a baby blanket that had a sticker on it saying "CRASH TESTED" i would hope a blanket wouldn't break during a crash!

Sleeping pills with the warning 'May cause drowsiness.'

Peanuts on a KLM flight: "Warning, may contain nuts" :\

i bought a MOUNTAIN bike the other week.

there's a sticker on it which says "not for off road use"


my mate has some boxers with a label on them which says "change when soiled"

Taya spouted:
i bought a MOUNTAIN bike the other week.

there's a sticker on it which says "not for off road use"



Thats just a disclaimer, so if someone fucks up a ten foot landing, the shop/manufaturer can say "fuck off matey" which i do. Lots.

The majority of cheaper "off road" bikes out there wouldnt survive any serious off roading anyway, theyr'e all an image thing

but surely they shouldnt advertise it as a "mountain" bike if it isnt intended for such use???? bleh.

catch all name for anything with 26" wheels i'm afraid. I'd love if to be different too, wont get half as much warranty claims.

but anyway..

someone said on the radio yesterday about stupid signs that his friend has a ladder with a stop sign at the top.

must have been an irish ladder anthillmob.

same as there milk bottles that say "open other end"
on the bottom of the bottle...

Can I ask you a question?

various things with "keep upright" in big letters then "for best before/instructions/whatever see bottom"

theres a sign in the toilet at my work above the door saying fire escape. its the onloy fucking door out of the room!

and then ther's the classic Sainsbury's family size chilled tiramisu which has a 'do not turn upside down' message on the bottom of the dish!!

sunny delight. which was neither sunny, nor delightful.

postal postie spouted:
sunny delight. which was neither sunny, nor delightful.

Oh, bitter irony.

The 'Christian Science' cult. It isn't CHRISTIAN and it isn't SCIENTIFIC.