What's the tackiest name for a local band you've ever heard of.?.

Do you have a local pub, ex-servicemans club, working mens club in your vicinity?.

Chances are, they may have a night where they put on a live band for the punters. Times are tight these days and budgets for entertainment are pretty low. This is often reflected(though not always) in the quality of the line-ups. two piece combo's of a female singer and a mulleted man with a guitar and drum machine are not uncommon.

What's the tackiest name of a band that you've seen who is appearing in a local establishment?.

"Jisum - The spunky boys" play the local pubs round here.

There's a Leeds band called Jeremy Beadles Hand. Personally, I think that name is awesome..

unordinarychild spouted:
There's a Leeds band called Jeremy Beadles Hand.

That is fantastic!

There once was a bunch of snotty-nosed 15-year-old punks round my way who went by the name of Dog Shit Sandwich.

How people laughed.

About 12 years ago, I went to a battle-of-the-bands at a local bar. One of the bands was called Sniffing Earwax. They sucked.

There was also a local band who we (my last band) played with quite a lot. They were called MILF.

yeah, what is MILf an acronym of?

We had a local band called Scuttley Vadge, which I thought was rather cool until they changed it to Fat Lardy Bloke and started getting a lot more gigs.

I thinkk Jeremy Beadle's Hand ROCKS!

PS I typed MILF into my search engine and came up with 'Moro Islamic Liberation Front ' - not what I was expectiong at all ;)

Have to go -now; the FBI are at the door...

Mothers. I. would. Like.to Fuck = MILF.

Its got loads of porn sites dedicated to it.

Once heard of a band called Ken Dodds Dad Dogs Dead :D

Beer Gut Barker and the Shafters. :\

Alex the Large spouted:
There once was a bunch of snotty-nosed 15-year-old punks round my way who went by the name of Dog Shit Sandwich.

How people laughed.
Alex where abouts do you live? I think I have seen them.

not the hopple is the "best" I can think of at the mo.

Melon Farmer.

Actually, it wasn't bad once you knew where it came from - an ITV redubbing of Repo Man:- "Flip you, you gal dang Melon Farmer..."

For some reason, all the 'bands' employed by holiday resorts and hotels follow the same template -
Female singer (doubling keyboards)
Male keyboard player (doubling guitar, with 'sustain' as the only effect pedal)
And they always have names like Dreamscape, Voulez-Vous, Mr Barry's Melodic Jazz, Innerworld, Double Cream etc.
Then there are the horrid 'jokey' names beloved of fat-bellied pony-tailed blues rockers. A few I've seen in real life are Barrels Round, The Adder Few, Under the Influence, Beneath Contempt, Packet of Three and Brewer's Droop.
Cunts should be ashamed of themselves.

Also, my old band Sunburst were once on the bill with some right snotty wankers called Kolobos (apparently a Greek word meaning "to mutilate").
I took out my magic marker and changed the poster to read BOLOKOS.

TEAM EDNA spouted:

Alex where abouts do you live? I think I have seen them.



Well at that time, I was in Basingstoke and I think they came from Reading. You're in the Midlands aren't you? Maybe they toured...

Ladies and gentlemen, give a nice round of applause for.. Anal Cunt.

Band round by me called Roger Daltrey`s Trout Farm, kinda taking thr piss!