View Full Version : Ugliest player at Euro 2004


Mikey G
Jun 14, 2004, 09:28
My vote goes to Silvestre

Eertamai
Jun 14, 2004, 09:37
Hmmm, Rooney would have something to say about that, and some of the Croats yesterday looked like they had incomplete genomes or something like that.

Crazy
Jun 14, 2004, 10:04
Rooney - He's got a potato head

Zelda
Jun 14, 2004, 10:17
Rooney's a bit pug like. Ugly, but baby cute at the sme time.

Crazy
Jun 14, 2004, 11:07
Not sure how to show pictures, but i think you should all see this....



http://fs.football365.com/mediastore/Story_Images/Homepage/Lookalike/wayneleggsy.jpg

TRIKSHOT29
Jun 14, 2004, 18:56
Rooney.
Although did any of you see the pictures of his bird in Night and Day Sunday supplement? Blimey,I didn't realise she was that shaggable.It removed the need to go to the cupboard under the stairs for my specialist material.
I just had my Sunday morning wank all over her face instead ;)

Superandy
Jun 14, 2004, 19:40
Nicky butt should come close shouldn't he?

Royster
Jun 14, 2004, 19:47
Andres Issaksson is hardly gonna see a fashion catwalk !!

AnthillMob
Jun 14, 2004, 20:04
Not sure how to show pictures, but i think you should all see this....



http://fs.football365.com/mediastore/Story_Images/Homepage/Lookalike/wayneleggsy.jpg

sorry togo of topic for a mo but my lesbian mates ex looked like that leggsy. :rolf:

Phillip J Fry
Jun 14, 2004, 20:18
Oliver Kahn (the white gorrila)
Paul Scholes

staysinvegas
Jun 14, 2004, 21:38
Scholes. Definitely. He's what i imagine Jack the Ripper looked like.

GreebStreebling
Jun 14, 2004, 23:22
I've seen pictures and Paul Scholes also has a very small penis. (I'm a glutton for abuse aren't I?)

Phillip J Fry
Jun 15, 2004, 18:00
Sadly this guy is not in Germanys squad as he would win hands down.

http://www.bundesliga.cz/images/cesi/jarolim.jpg

Royster
Jun 15, 2004, 21:04
oh yeah you cant forget Karel Poborsky

UnoChild
Jun 15, 2004, 21:15
None of them are as ugly as Ian Dowie at his prime.

dogbomb
Jun 15, 2004, 21:22
Can I vote for... THIS!

Crazy
Jun 16, 2004, 08:43
:haha: I know somebody who looks exactly like Ian Dowie!! He's a cunt though.

Mikey G
Jun 16, 2004, 11:48
Gennaro Gattuso, he's one ugly fucker.

furryella
Jun 16, 2004, 11:50
has to be Rooney, he has a face like a clenched fist

Mikey G
Jun 16, 2004, 12:46
If there was an ugly 11 Stam would be centre back

JamK
Jun 16, 2004, 22:09
can't find a pic but, that young bloke who came on for Germany looks like he's been hit with the ugly stick a good few hundred times

think his name was Schweinsteiger or something like that. :broken:

Dr Stan Panties
Jun 17, 2004, 11:32
Oliver Kahn is terrifyingly repulsive on the eyes. Just a glance at him is enough to make your fucking shadow cringe.

He lookes like Robin Askwith having a stroke during a car crash.

neildeal
Jun 17, 2004, 11:55
ugliest person has to be Emma.

whoops, sorry, thought this was the BB thread.

Ugliest player:
Rooney
oliver khan
ruud 'champion the wonder horse' van nistlroy

Zelda
Jun 17, 2004, 12:11
Ruud comes a close second to Rooney. Jap Stamm scares me somewhat. I read somewhere he wanted to be a trolly dolly. Cant see him in a (Qu)Easy Jet outfit myself.

JamK
Jun 17, 2004, 19:34
Are there any prizes for the person who looks most like a dirty old perv?

If so, then Sven would probably win, but only by the length of a werthers original from the german coach... although Zidane looks as though he likes to watch high school hockey matches... :troll:

Bilis
Jun 19, 2004, 04:44
:haha: that picture of the boy Dowie is hilarious ... and kind of frightening

pishmaster
Jun 19, 2004, 07:20
can't find a pic but, that young bloke who came on for Germany looks like he's been hit with the ugly stick a good few hundred times

think his name was Schweinsteiger or something like that. :broken:


Yes and translated into English his name curiously enough means 'pig riser',whatever that means.Ugliest player is Silvestre for me,a face like a bag of genitals.

Superandy
Jun 19, 2004, 14:01
Christian Ziege has got to come close hasn't he?

http://www.ard-euro2000.de/teams/deutschland/ziege.jpg

staysinvegas
Jun 20, 2004, 00:44
no, it's just ziege's skin that's bad. and nothing wrong with kahn, he just looks like a leprechaun. i maintain that it's scholes who's the ugliest bastard. (though barthez ain't too pretty himself)